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Xoxwendyx3

1. Xoxwendyx3
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 7:20pm UTC
   Music:
   Taylor Swift taught me that guys arent always with it.
   Lady Gaga taught me its alright to be yourself.
   Ke$ha taught me being crazy is fun.
   Eminiem taught me to stand up for myself.
   Selena Gomez taught me to not forget were I come from.
   Bruno Mars taught me to love music is not a waste of time, music is life!
   Demi Lovato teaches me to stay strong through the hardest of things.
   BUT!
   Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week
   ♥
   
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2. Xoxwendyx3
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   October 1, 2011 10:19am UTC
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3. Xoxwendyx3
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   October 1, 2011 10:06am UTC
   Why i turn on the tv:
   10% to watch shows
   ♥
   90% to use it as background noise
   ,
   so I feel less lonely while i'm on witty
   ♥
   
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4. Xoxwendyx3
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   October 1, 2011 9:49am UTC
   How to Solve:
   Awkward silence...
   Always keep your pocket full of confetti.
   Then throw the confetti,
   and when theyre distracted,
   punch them and run away...
   
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5. Xoxwendyx3
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   October 1, 2011 9:40am UTC
   Hey babe. you still mad?
   Twinkle twinkle little star...
   How i wonder what you are?
   No, im gonna run you over with my car.
   Yeah youre still mad..
   Run, Biitchh
   
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6. Xoxwendyx3
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   October 1, 2011 9:36am UTC
   Not My Format
   Is the person reading this beautiful?
   Yes
   Yes
   
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7. Xoxwendyx3
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 9:11pm UTC
   Only in a math problem:
   can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks "what the hell is wrong with you?"
   
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8. Xoxwendyx3
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   September 27, 2011 8:59pm UTC
   Son: Hey Dad, whats it like to have the best kid in the world?
   Dad: How would i know? Ask your grandparents.
   
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9. Xoxwendyx3
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   September 25, 2011 12:41pm UTC
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10. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I think i like this girl...
    Who?
    Well, she kind looks like you...
    aww, is it meee <3 :)
    No its your sister...
    
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11. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    "Cigarettes are like hamsters.
    Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"
    Yeah cause everyone puts hamsters in their mouths...
    
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12. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    What "lol" used to mean:
    Laugh out loud
    What "lol" means now:
    I have nothing else to say
    
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13. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Why is 10 x 2 the same as 11 x 2?
    - Cause 10 x 2 is twenty
    and 11 x 2 is twenty, too .
    See what i did there? :D
    
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14. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    HAHA FAIIILLL
    Like you dad's condom.
    Like your mom's abortion.
    WIN
    
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15. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 24, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Study;
    (Verb)
    Texting, eating, watching TV, and going on witty, with a textbook nearby.
    Listen
    Read phonetically
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16. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 23, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    I just noticed...
    University starts with a vowel, but we say "A University"
    Not "An University"
    
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17. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 21, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    
    I'd jump in front of a train for you.
    
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18. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Girl: Sorry for venting to you and everything. i had to let it out. and thanks for listening . :\
    Him: dont worry about it. you know im always here for you.
    
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19. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 19, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Weird people;
    embrace them.
    
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20. Xoxwendyx3
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    September 19, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Wearing..
    A sweatshirt, short shorts, and uggs?
    Yeah that's me .
    
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