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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:48am UTC
    friend: what if you looked into a mirror and someone who
    wasn't you stared back
    me: james is what you're thinking of a window

  3. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    I'm gonna say this and say this once.
    Always be nice to everyone. because you don't know when the day comes
    when they've had enough and they come in with a sawed off shot-gun and decides to kill everyone in sight. but if you're nice to him, he'll come up to you and whisper ever so gently, "thanks for the candy." and continue with his killing spree and skip you.

  4. jetney jetney
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Today in my room with my boyfriend:
    Me: Hey, come here.
    Boyfriend: *Comes over*
    Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
    Me: *Strokes his hair*
    Me: I love you.
    Boyfriend: Meow.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC
    say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
    alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 11:33am UTC
    so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard
    “can I have tickets for…”
    “less miserable”
    “les miz”
    “that lesbian movie”
    “that miserable movie”
    “le whatever”

  7. ooh_chavez ooh_chavez
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 11:44am UTC
    There's this guy that I love..
    Sadly, I'm not his date.
    He sent me a picture of him in tux for prom night.
    His tie was red.
    He asked, "How do I look?"
    I said "Like I should be standing next to you in a red dress."
    He replied, "Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress."
    notminecredittowhoever

  8. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    one child even tried
    to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:06pm UTC
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  10. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Liam: "I like the fact that our fans have a poster of us in their room"
    Harry: "And I love that they get undressed in front of us"
    Ladies and Gents.. Harry Edward Styles..

  11. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    You're the jelly to my burger,
    The knife to my soup,
    The glitter to my sushi,
    And the ketchup to my ice-cream,
    My point is, I don't need you and I never will.
    nmq/nmf

  12. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
    When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
    When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
    And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

  13. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Mom: What happened?
    Me: My shirt fell.
    Mom: But it sounded much heavier.
    Me: I was in it.
    nmq

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Do you seriously think God doesn't want you? God can't use you?
    Noah was a drunk. Jacob was a liar. Joseph was abused. Moses had a stuttering problem. Gideon was afraid. Samson had long hair and was a womanizer. Rahab was a prostitute. Jeremiah and Timothy were too young. David had an affair and was a murderer. Elijah was suicidal. Isaiah preached naked. Jonah ran from God. Naomi was a widow. Job went bankrupt. Peter denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. Martha worried about everything. The Samaritan woman was divorced. Zacchaeus was too small. Paul was too religious. Timothy had an ulcer. Lazarus was DEAD. No matter who you are & what your flaw is, God is using you to send a special message. Don't feel like you're unworthy.

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    And I would of gotten
    away with it too!
    If it weren't for you meddling
    minorities, women, and gays!
    -Mitt Romney.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    What's the point of you taking your own life.
    Honestly. How old are most of you? 14, 15, 16? Some older. Some younger. Most of us can't even buy cigarettes, alcohol. Some of us can't even see a PG movie. & Yet, you guys want to take your own lives? The average lifespan is 50+ years. & You're 15.... Do you realize that's less than a quarter of your life. You don't know what is going to happen in the next 35 years. You don't even know what is going to happen tomorrow for you to end your life tonight.You. Just. Don't. Let me tell you guys something, suicide won't end your pain. I promise you, it won't. It's like having a kid and you're just like I don't want you anymore & you hand it over to someone else. You aren't getting rid of that baby, you're just giving it to someone else. It's not your problem anymore, it's someone else's problem. You guys don't understand how incredibly valuable your life is. So why do you want to commit suicide? You can save a life by finding a cure to cancer or you can save a life by talking someone out of suicide. You might be the reason a million people are alive tomorrow. You just never know. You honestly don't. So before you go and pop those pills or put a gun to your head. Think of what will happen tomorrow when you're not around. Think of your best friend whose gonna be crying, asking herself what happened. Think of your future husband/wife, they just lost their true love. Life gets better. I promise. It does. You will have low spots and high spots and you will have times where you just want to do something irrational, but don't let those times bring you down. Since everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. Don't kill yourself tonight when you don't know what's going to happen tomorrow..

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

  18. Coast2Coast Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Him: I'm just afraid you're going to love another boy...
    Me: Oh I will. And he will call you mommy.
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: Wait that didn't come out right.

  19. peacelovelax13 peacelovelax13
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Obama? No.
    Romney? No.
    I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed infront of a bus.

  20. DrinkBleach DrinkBleach
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:37pm UTC
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