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  1. Qutiepie3229 Qutiepie3229
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I spent my whole
    childhood
    wishing I was older. Now I'm like
    this sh/t sucks.♥
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  2. The_Demigod The_Demigod
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    If you always do what you
    have always done,
    You shall only get where you have always gotten.
    Keep Moving Forward.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC
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  4. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I like animals more
    than humans.

  5. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    YOU ACT LIKE
    IT'S YOU AGAINST
    THE WORLD BUT IT'S
    REALLY JUST YOU
    AGAINST YOURSELF.

  6. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    DEAR NOAH,
    we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    sincerely, unicorns.
    dearblank pleaseblank format-x3wittyfades

  7. MusicLuv00 MusicLuv00
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Dear Pinocchio,
    So... I just lie? You sure its gonna work?
    Sincerely, Voldemort


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  9. listentoyurheart listentoyurheart
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    Yesterday, I saw a license plate that said
    UB6 IB9
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    fav if you get it :D


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  11. aborders aborders
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    ohh heeey.
    my name's alexis,
    buy you can call me..
    tonight [;

  12. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    " I wasn't that drunk"
    Jury: We wern't THAT DRUNK!
    America: DUDES! You let her get away with murder..
    nmf
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  13. imsobeast7 imsobeast7
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:15pm UTC
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  14. imsobeast7 imsobeast7
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    I wasnt that drunk #3....
    I wasn't that drunk!
    Dude, you broke into a pet store, got all of the birds and started throwing them at all of the other pets chanting " ANGRY BIRDS!!!" repeatedly.

  15. imsobeast7 imsobeast7
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:57pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk #1....
    I wasn't that drunk!
    Dude, you held my cat in the air and started singing the circle of life.....


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  17. daNcerXoxO daNcerXoxO
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    July 17, 2011 12:41am UTC
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  18. indiancheer98 indiancheer98
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    I
    keep
    hitting
    "escape",
    ................................................................. but I'm still here.*

  19. krislynsmith krislynsmith
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:26pm UTC
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