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lovecrazy
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August 10, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Shìt girls like:
Forehead kisses
Good morning texts
Being called beautiful
When you show them off
Cute, thoughtful dates
Watching the sunset
When guys apologize
Having their face eaten off by monkeys
Being stabbed in the throat
Eating moldy cheese
Rubbing their face in poop

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mtndewhm*
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August 10, 2013 8:34pm UTC

I really wanna learn how to play piano and guitar but I don't want to like buy the books or go to the lessons or put any work into it.

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Dishonored*
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August 10, 2013 3:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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August 11, 2013 1:16am UTC

what if one day you woke up and
you didn't have eyebrows

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC

When someone says you're pretty, don't say "no I'm not".
Instead, say "Thank you."
Why?
Because you are pretty. Every girl is. And don't you ever question it.

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capsized*
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August 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Fück is almond milk?
Almonds ain't even got títties...

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gab*
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August 10, 2013 5:02pm UTC

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She's not going to believe she's beautiful until that
special guy comes along and makes her feel like she is.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lane *
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August 10, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Of course my music's loud I'm trying to drown out everyone's stupidity.

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daniigee
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August 10, 2013 8:56pm UTC

today I tried to wink at someone but I got an eyelash in my eye and started crying and I think that says a lot about me

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AnaCastro196
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August 10, 2013 9:08pm UTC

I went back to school shopping at the dollar store.
Poor People Problems

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:23am UTC

you should never stare directly at
the sun because staring is just plain rude

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KenzieKenz
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC

im still waiting f or
a tv show that accurately depicts highschool

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:14pm UTC

xXMidnightXx's format
So, Voldemort,
If you're the 'Dark Lord'
why are you pale?

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BlackButterflies
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August 11, 2013 2:35am UTC

today my little sister looked at my dad's outfit and said, "get with the times, son."

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:05am UTC

Today would of been mine & my boyfriends 1 year.
But he broke up with me 3 months ago
So today I'm sitting in my bed.
Pigging out on junk food.
& watching princess movies.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

i'm trying to get back my original
weight of 7 pounds and 2 ounces

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 11:30am UTC

You know, I'm so romantic.
Sometimes I think I should just
marry myself.
- Mike Wazowski

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brillt27
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August 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC

how come when you call 911 its always a woman?
i just want to hear a guy answer the phone and be like
"dude, send me pics"

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