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MadMadders31
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March 6, 2013 11:53am UTC

You taste like heaven,
but God knows you're built for sin. ♥

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charliedrop
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March 6, 2013 12:49pm UTC

i would rather have a stranger that excepts me then a best friend who judges my every move

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lollipop213
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March 5, 2013 5:51pm UTC

"My memory is so bad"
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"

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SummerSunset
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March 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I Tried to Crack a Joke During Dinner
Mom:*serves chicken*
Mom: Who wants a leg?
Me: I don't know about you, but I'll stick with just two legs.Heh.
Sister: Your so stupid.
Brother: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Me: You guys really don't appreciate good humor.

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BandChickk86
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March 5, 2013 8:46pm UTC

"Are you ok?" "No, f.ck off."

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BandChickk86
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March 5, 2013 8:49pm UTC

After a while the truth doesn't hurt anymore, it kills you.

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Wisconsin
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March 6, 2013 12:19am UTC

Witty is the only place where people actually care about me.

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crocodilemonkey49
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March 6, 2013 11:53am UTC

I have imaginary friends

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lollipop213
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March 5, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Right before I die I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the..."

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zombies.are.kwl *
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March 5, 2013 10:12pm UTC

you hurt yourself on the outside
to try and kill the monster on the inside

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MaryPenguin
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March 6, 2013 12:03am UTC

Yes, I've seen all of your smiles
I know that they're all fake
I'm familiar with that gutless feeling
when you're just about to break.
When you're popular, but friendless
just the opposite of alive
when you don't bother for a truce
When you just don't want to try.
You don't have the heart to stop
not enough strength to go straight
When the future just seems dead
And when failure seems like fate.

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Infinity on high*
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March 6, 2013 4:45am UTC

You can [close your eyes] to the things you don't want to see,
but you can't close your heart
>>to the things you don't wanna feel.<<

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tacosliketoparty
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March 6, 2013 7:31am UTC

Me: I'm hungry, make me food.
Mum: Make it yourself!
Me: Nevermind, I'm not hungry anymore.

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tacosliketoparty
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March 6, 2013 7:35am UTC

Smiling at old people to show your not a teenage thug

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Imagine_this
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March 6, 2013 9:14am UTC

HATE ME FOR BEING DIFFERENT.
HATE ME BECAUSE I'M NOT SOCIETY'S
definition of perfect. Hate me because i'm weird.
Hate all you want, because I know that deep
down, you wish you had the courage
to stand out in the crowd.

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XworryingmidnightX*
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March 6, 2013 1:21pm UTC

Everyone, at some point in their lives. Wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world. And that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them. And that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape. Hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve. But suspecting, in their heart of hearts that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, sot that they can feel this way, too.
~Lemony Snicket

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tacosliketoparty
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March 6, 2013 7:46am UTC

Mum: Clean your room. We're having guests over for dinner.
Me: I didn't realise dinner was being held in my room.
-tacosliketoparty

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PurplePenguins
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March 6, 2013 11:20am UTC

And she
_____________________
WILL
_____________________
be loved

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tacosliketoparty
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March 6, 2013 7:41am UTC

Mum: Why is your room so messy?
Me: *coughs, starting speech* Well, If someone decides to come in my room, at lets say midnight, and trys to kill me, when they walk throw my room, they'd probably trip over that, or that and fall over and die. Really, you should thank me for possibly saving your lives.

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Wisconsin
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March 6, 2013 9:35am UTC

I know I'm not perfect. I don't need you to point it out for me.

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