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February 14, 2014 3:02pm UTC

I liked Valentines Day in Elementary School when everyone had to give everyone a valentine....

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willersmit*
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February 1, 2014 4:15pm UTC

RIP EJ Johnson
Commited Suicide on 1/28/14
He will live on forever through those who cared for him.
<3

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willersmit*
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February 1, 2014 12:31pm UTC

One, 21 guns. Lay down your arms, give up the fight. One, 21 guns. Throw up your arms, into the sky, you and I.
-Green Day

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willersmit*
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February 1, 2014 11:51am UTC

I'm a loser ba-by, so why don't you kill me?

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willersmit*
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January 30, 2014 11:43am UTC

Its not like you to say sorry. I was waiting on a different story.
- Nickelback

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willersmit*
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January 25, 2014 4:33pm UTC

Like this if Im not ugly as f**k...
Not gonna get many likes...trying to prove to a friend that I am ugly...

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willersmit*
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January 25, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Nananananana
BATMAN!!!!!!

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willersmit*
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January 25, 2014 3:25pm UTC

In my class, we are doing this race where we get clues and try to get them done first. My group was in 2nd when the 3rd place group tied and their messenger looks at me as we are both about to get the clue checked.We have to stand by this line to get it checked. This is how it went:
Him: *Runs towards line and almost makes it*
Me: *Jumps over desks like a ninja, throws him out of the way(he weighs like 90 lbs) and slides to the line*
Teacher: HOLY....SHOOT!
Me: Ninja style
Class: Laughs and high fives me

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willersmit*
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January 25, 2014 2:34pm UTC

Do you ever wish that your mouth had a backspace button...

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willersmit*
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January 22, 2014 10:40am UTC

Looking back on your life and realizing how great you had it back then...

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willersmit*
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January 18, 2014 1:47pm UTC

The teacher was teaching us how to use these graphing calculators the other day:
Teacher: Press the DiagnosticOn button
Me: That sounds like a transformer
Teacher: .____.

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willersmit*
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January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

You: I wasnt that drunk last night
Me: You put my cat in a pillow case and ran around singing
"Its a pillow, its a pet, its a pillow pet"

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January 18, 2014 11:59am UTC

My friend: I'd rather be p*ssed off then p*ssed on
Me: This is one of those times when the difference between "then" and "than" is VERY important

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willersmit*
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January 18, 2014 11:45am UTC

Do Not Read This Quote!!!!
Your such a rebel.
I like you!!!!

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willersmit*
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January 4, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Normal People: Eat 3 meals and a snack
Me: Cooks, eats while cooking, cooks while eating the food I cooked, and snack at 11 pm

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willersmit*
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December 31, 2013 2:12pm UTC

That moment when you actually imagine killing someone...

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December 31, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Normal Friend: Denies being drunk and passes out
My Friend: Denies being drunk, tries to eat Goldfish crackers and drops them on the floor, screams at her mom for trying to pick them up, and drops to the floor to roll in them

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willersmit*
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December 31, 2013 12:25pm UTC

Tear my heart open, sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much. My scars remind me that the past is real. Tear my heart open just to feel.
- Papa Roach "Scars"

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willersmit*
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December 31, 2013 12:21pm UTC

That awkward moment when you get on witty to chat and there is no one there....

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December 31, 2013 12:18pm UTC

That awkward moment when you get on witty to chat and there is no one there....

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