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WhiteNoise

Status: Chillin’ with my stuffed doggie. No hate

Member Since: 11 Dec 2011 08:49pm

Last Seen: 4 Nov 2013 10:23pm

Location: The wonderful world of OZ

Gender: F

user id: 249612

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I'm the kind of girl who is more likely to fall in love with a stuffed animal then a guy.


HITTTT ME UPPPPP
1(845)FRICK NO.
;)

Can't no precher man save my soul.

SO, I'm Pauline... Or Ruby, or Bee. Or roobertz. I'd prefer Ruby or Bee but to each his own or whatever Dumbledore says. SOO, I've had like 8bajillion witties, one bajillion of each of my followers. No but seriously guys, 8 followers? That's firetrucking pathetic and you know that so hard. 

Devil gon fine me, 'ere I  go.

I'M NOT A SATANIST i just love the Civil Wars. (In reference to the Devil and Preacher man) 

i LOVE Love LOVE Diveregent Trilogy. Caleb can go suck a rusty butchers knife. AND FOUR IS GORGEOUS DON'T EVEN DENY IT BECAUSE LYING IS BAD YOUR A BAD PERSON.

So This is a long about me. WHATEVER, I'm still going to go on.
Their-refers to Ownage.
They're- They Are
There-Over there, bro. 
uhm so like...OH YEAH. So don't say "reatard" Or any form of the word. It's not cool, brah.
FRICK YEAH RED SKINNY JEANS. 

I think y'all should pull the 12 ft poles out'chur butts and thank Steve for this awesome new layout. Change is good and food is good so therefore change is food and if there is one thing I know about witty you all love food. 

SOOO. On a sad noteee...We are out of Oreos. not but seriously this is a tribute(FRICK YEAH HUNGER GAMES) To my Kitty Shrimp. She's not dead yet and no I'm not counting the carriages at her funeral procession, I'm saying even though i was always a snotty little brat to you, all 18 years of your life you put up with me, and I suffered little to no scarage from your kitty attacks. SO for as long as your going to life, have a good rest of your life. I'm crossing my fingers for 20 years of your awesomness. Love you my strong, sassy, no bullshat kitty.

 
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  1. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Giles: For God's sake, man, she's 18, and you have the emotional maturity of a bluberry scone.
    Nmf-Nmq
    (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
    nmf

  3. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    When slow reaction time
    is not so helpful;
    Reading Witty with my friend and seeing a
    funny quote- then scrolling down to read a cancer quote, and THEN lmfao'ing
    I follow back ^_^
    nmf<3

  4. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    I think I'm broke my toe.
    LOL.

  5. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Saw this on FB today
    “1 d@y @ gur11 g03s t0 th3 d0ct3r f0r @ ch3ckupp. h3 t311s h3r sh3 h@s ovary c@nc3rr. she3 h@s 2 g3t n3w ovaries!!!!!!1! Sh3 s!Ya biii t0 h3r boifri3nd b4 sh3 go3s int0 surg3ry.. wh3n sh3 w@k3s up sh3 asks h3r d@d why h3r bf w@snt in d@ hospital.. h3r d@d just said “Who du u think d0n@t3ed th3 ovari3s!??!!!!!” sh3 r3@liz3d whut he m3@nt nd cri3d 4 3 days straight. 3v3ry d@y sinc3 sh3 visits his gr@v3 nd s@ys “Thx 4 saving mii life3. I luv u” put dis @s ur st@tus if it mak3s u cry 3v3ytim3.
    Facepalm at our generation.

  6. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    .You put your arms around me
    And I'm home

  7. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Someone said that No one likes me.
    I must find this
    “No One"

  8. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I HOPE
    Somedayyou'll join us
    Andtheworld
    Will live as one

  9. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    When some one you don't like starts talking
    And you're just like;
    Bi.tch no.

  10. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Me: Hey, hey mom. Guess what?
    Me: MOM. MOM. HEY MOM. MICHELE. MICHELLEY. MOM. MOMO. GUESS WHAT.
    Me: MOM. Hey, hey mom. Yo, nurse. Hey mom. Guess what.
    Me: HEY MOM, GUESS
    WHAT TOMORROW
    IS?
    Mom: *Sigh* what? What is tomorrow?
    Me: MY BIRTHDAAAY!!
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: I. KNEW. THAT.
    format by`julietechoecho

  12. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Yeah, I'd love to text
    my biggest crush ever's girlfriend.
    I'm only broken.

  13. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    MY PETTY CONFESSIONS EDITION 1
    I HAVE NEVER BEEN OBSESSED WITH A BAND, EVER, AND I FEEL LEFT OUT WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ONE DIRECTION.
    I READ THE HUNGER GAMES(Team Gale) WAY BEFORE THEY WERE POPULAR, AND THEN DIDN'T READ THEM OVER AND NOW EVERYONE SEEMS LIKE A BIGGER FAN THEN ME, AND I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING PERSONAL HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY.
    I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP BEFORE, AND IT MAKES ME SAD READING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE AT LEAST LOVED AND LOST (BECAUSE THATS BETTER THAN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL)
    THE ONLY TV SHOWS I LIKE/LIKED DON'T HAVE A BIG FOLLOWING, SO I NEVER HAVE AYONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THEM. (GRIMM, ONCE UPON A TIME, LOST, THE RIVER)

  14. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    http://www
    .wittyprofiles.com/q/53
    25337

  15. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    N o r m a l G u y s : : : : D a t A s s
    N e r d s: : : : D a t A s h
    E i n s t e i n: : : : D a t M a s s

  16. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    I can't
    EscapeYou.
    my quote. my format. MINEMINEMINE;) Format Credit:WhiteNoise. Quote Credit:WhiteNoise

  17. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Steve didn't make Witty for girls.
    And he didn't make it as a place for
    hormonal girls to vent.
    He made it for everyone.. and girls have this crazy notion that Witty is a girls site, a nd no boys should be alllowed.
    What the hell ? Just cause you have boobs, it's not your fire-trucking website.

  18. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.
    A STALKER

  19. WhiteNoise WhiteNoise
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    愛 Love

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