So my Algebra 2 teacher is officially my new favorite teacher.
She wanted someone to come to the board today, so she said
"So who wants to volunteer as tribute?"
Then when no one volunteered, she dramatically chose a name
from our class list and yelled,
"The tribute for classroom A113 is Jillian!"
And then I was making my way to the board, she added
"May the odds be ever in your favor."