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moo*
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November 2, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Listen to world of chances and catch me by Demi lovato

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moo*
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October 26, 2012 7:17pm UTC

I was watching t.v. The other day and this commercial came on:
Tv lady person: depression hurts, cymbalta can help.
And I responded to the t.v.: WELL HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW HUH? YOUR NO MIND READER!

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moo*
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October 25, 2012 7:02pm UTC

90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

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moo*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Cher Lloyd.
my favorite singer of the second.

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moo*
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October 21, 2012 12:00am UTC

I was watching sponge bob today and this happened....
spongebob: hey Patrick, I found something funnier than 24.
patrick: *snickers* what?
spongebob: 25!!!!
spongebob and Patrick:haahahahaha!

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moo*
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September 11, 2012 10:47pm UTC

That Awkward Moment...
When You Fianally Realize that the door wont open because it's locked.

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moo*
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September 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Random Person: I can't pass this stupid level!
Friend: Uh, that's because your going backwards and your not using the right controller.
Random Person: Oh. Well I still can't pass it.
Friend: You're such an idiot.

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moo*
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:47pm UTC

I Made you Cupcakes but I'z Eat Dem

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posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Friend: Hey!
Me: Whazz Up?
Friend: Nothing, it's my birthday.
Me:...................
Friend: Don't Tell Me You Forgot too!
Me: ..............
Friend: Aren't You going to Respond?
Me:.............
Friend: I'm Waiting for an answer!
Me: I made you cupcakes, but I'z ate dem already.

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August 31, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Me: Spell Toast
Friend: T-o-a-s-t
Me: Say it five times
Friend:Toast,Toast,Toast,Toast,Toast
Me:Now say it twelve times
Friend:Toast (x12)
Me: What do you put in a toaster?
Friend:Toast.
Me: Really? I put bread.

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