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WatermelonSeed

1. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   people don't want to hear about your diet
   just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.
   
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2. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 2:24am UTC
   Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals?
   I want to see a scary movie in Walmart.
   "Clean up on isle 13"
   "But sir... There is no isle 13..."
   *Dramatic music*
   
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3. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 2:10am UTC
   ❝What's the best revenge you do to the one who broke your heart?
   Nothing, just let that person
   see that you are happy without him.
   
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4. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 4:23pm UTC
   This is...
   My Day
   ...the highlight of my day.
   
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5. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   I'ts a great day to go outside...
   *Sits outside with the laptop*
   
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6. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 1:56pm UTC
   I don't understand how middleschoolers are sexually active.
   I wasn't even socially active...
   I'm still not socially active o-o
   I'm not even active...
   What is 'active'?
   Is it a type of food?
   Activia?
   
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7. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 1:40pm UTC
   [ ] single
   [ ] taken
   [X] I am a unicorn, i don't date humans.
   
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8. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   SPEND ALL DAY ON WITTY BECAUSE #YOLO
   You Only Live Online
   
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9. WatermelonSeed
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2013 9:15am UTC
   SPEND ALL DAY ON WITTY BECAUSE #YOLO
   You Only Live Online
   
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10. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    He's CLINGY
    o-o
    
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11. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    sing it
    l i k e y o u b e l i e v e
    
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12. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    We are
    not your kind of people
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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13. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    i know
    i hurt you...but just let me hold you for a little while and i promise i'll make things better...
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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14. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Sometimes I think
    "Screw this... i'll just be a stripper."
    But then I remember
    I'm fat and can't dance
    o-o
    
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15. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:16am UTC
    If everythings not Xs and Os
    I don't wanna know
    Please lie to me...
    Meiko
    
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16. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    *How it feels to be in love*
    Me: -sees him passing by-
    Me: Hi
    Him: Hey
    Me: -melts-.
    Me: He spoke to me...
    
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17. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    sometimes i just want to
    hibernate
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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18. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Be with someone
    who makes you happy.
    
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19. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    seeing a long post and thinking
    ain't nobody got time fo' that
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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20. WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Ever glance at a mirror
    and see yourself and it just ruins your whole day
    
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