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  1. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Look, I'm not calling you a s!ut or anything,
    but you've been pounded more times than the I in Pixar.
    blacklace

  2. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Remember when
    we were all obsessed with Temple Run

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Sometimes
    all I really want to do is sit beside you.
    I want to watch cheesy and crappy movies with you,
    and we will laugh at them together.
    I want to plan things with you, things we’ll never do,
    but for some reason just planning them with you is fine with me.
    I want to talk to you about everything and anything.
    I want to goof around with you and make jokes that aren’t funny,
    but we’ll laugh at them nonetheless.
    I want to fall in love with you over and over
    and maybe at one point we’ll get tired of each other,
    but until then,
    I want you, and just you.

  4. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    i figured out what guys do at sleepovers:
    guy 1: truth or dare?
    guy 2: dare
    guy 1: i dare you to tell her you love her
    guy 2: but i dont?
    guy 1: thats the point
    guy 2: okay i'll do it.
    -tumblr

  5. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    *Getting lecture about abreiviating "method" into "Meth" at school*
    Teacher: You can't be writing "Meth" on your school papers! It's unacceptable, and it won't be tolerated! Are we clear?
    Class: Crystal.

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    "Do you know
    how it feels to let go of someone you really love for a long time just for them to be happy?"
    -Zac Efron

  7. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    The doctor said she only had 6 months to live.
    My mommy looked back at him and said,
    "Well aren't I lucky you are not God."
    Two years later and shes still fighting.
    I love you mom.
    Keep Fighting.
    Beat Cancer.

  8. JustinDPN JustinDPN
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    When a girl cries over a boy,
    She loves him.
    When a boy cries over a girl.
    He really fuucking loves her.

  9. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Life isn't a fairytale.
    Chances are, if you lose
    Your shoe at midnight, you're going to be walking home barefoot.

  10. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Conversation with my Grandad today<3
    Me: Aw, thats a pretty necklace.
    Grandad: It was your grandma's, She loved it, purple was always her favourite colour.
    Me: Where'd she get it? I've never seen anything like it!
    Grandad: I gave it to her on valentines day when she was 19, I realised from then on that I'd fallen for her.
    Me: I miss her so much<3
    Grandad: I miss her everyday, she was the only person I know who could walk into a room of people and make them laugh instantly. Its not everyday you get people like her.
    Miss my Grandma so much<33

  11. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  12. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
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    September 16, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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  13. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  14. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  15. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Girl: May I please use the restroom?
    Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
    Girl: Not for me it isn't.
    ^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  17. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  18. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
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    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    never
    trust a happy song.

  20. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    There are 1001 things
    that could have gone differently in our situation,
    AND IT ENDED UP LIKE THIS.

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