VintageGirly

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Member Since: 24 Jan 2012 07:08pm

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1D FAN GIRLS- UNITE!!!!
<3
I Love 1D!
STOP THE HARRY HATE!!!!
...Stupid Haterz...
Follow me, I'll follow back
<3

VintageGirly
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:19am UTC

Change your iPod's name to TITANIC,
❤
Plug it into the computer, then it'll say "TITANIC is sinking," click cancel, FEEL LIKE A HERO
...I LOVE TWITTER...

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:13am UTC

...10 years ago...
we had steve jobs, bob hope, and johnny cash...
Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash...
PLEASE GOD LET KEVIN BACON LIVE!!!!

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Hey Beautiful.
' The period makes all the difference with him '
♥
.

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Ke$ha ,
Pad locks don't zip

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 6:19pm UTC

I LOVE WITTY,
but...
You can't have more than 8012 characters
MY BUTT!

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC

THE MALL
a
"rich girl"
"popular girl"
and a
"bootie short"
type of girl,
PARADISE

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 5:52pm UTC

To my Dearest,
You Can show of,
You Can freak out,
You Can dance around,
But you CAN'T cut
format by grayclouds28

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Dear Courtney from the Bachelor,
I can bet you all my money that more than 90% of America (world) will be screaming at the TV tonight about how upset about you winning
JK
Favorite if you hate her too

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:27pm UTC

"I'm not your ghost anymore"
...But I'm also not a child...
...Or your girl...

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Family is like a computer virus, it's almost impossible to leave'em.
But you still have to be thankful for them when they get rid of it.
format by: neversaynever
i <3 this format girl!!

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:35pm UTC

I just found out,
A teacher at my cousins Middle School's name is Mr. Owmibuthurts
fave if u get it.

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC

"Check please."
"Check what?"
"Money please..."
*PICK'S UP MONEY*
"It smell's fine!"
*SILENCE*
"...Money Please..."

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:04pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear Hannah B,
I regret not meeting you before you died... you shouldn't have gone through this.
Rest In Paradise Babe
f**k cancer!!!!!!!!

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:55pm UTC

I only run,because I can't fly
Format: twilightgirl995

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC

My Dad Said,
"Pooping is just your body getting rid of crap you don't need,"
But I Said,
It's just the circle of life for my hamburger...

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Me: " You're smelly"
***it's opposite day, but he doesn't know***
Him: "Okay, first you're mean, and second,*sniff* you smell like apple pie...
...fave if you get...

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Cover ups for curses-
-fudge
-ship
-dang
-rats
...My dirty mind gone mad...

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

"Please cancel my subscription , because I'm over your issues..."
***real conversation***

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:33pm UTC

RIP
Rest In Paradise
To all lover's in this awful society

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VintageGirly
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 4:51pm UTC

on a scale of 1-10 how cute do u think i am?
well, i just ate 10 cupcakes, 10 lollipops, and 40 sweethearts, then add 4,040 different candy's to that then there's your answer....
God... u must be really fat...;P
No, it's just my stomach telling me there's no more room for any one else to love...

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