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Nina_luv13
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July 22, 2012 2:32pm UTC

◢ 16:26 ▃
Settings
ON
Music
Reality
ON
OFF
○

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Nina_luv13
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July 13, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Crush: heeyy
Me: *retarded mode activated*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC

99% of my socks are single
and you don't see them crying about it.

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Nina_luv13
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June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC

hey i just met you,
and girl you look crazy
what brand's your make-up
crayola maybe?
Fave for a series.

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:19pm UTC

My thoughts during school
Me: Why am I learning this
Me: We shouldn't have read this, Nial only read one book in his life
Me: One Direction
Me: The things I would do to Louis Tomlinson
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Nial likes food
Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M BACON
Me: That guy has Harry's hair
Me: Maybe he's Harry!
Me: Oh he`s not Harry
Me: Oh that kid`s wearing stripes
Me: Reminds me of Louis
Me: Louis hot
Me: What if One Direction came into this room right now and proposed to me
Me: One Direction
Me: Bro, stop singing What Makes You Beautiful you`re not even a directioner
Me: No you're not
Me: Shut up
Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction
Me: Finally lunch *eats like Niall*
Me: Time to go to the bathroom
Me: Oh look a mirror
Me: Maybe I'm related to Zayn because I love looking in the mirror
Me: One Direction
Me: OMG I breathe the same air as them
Me: Teacher shut up no one cares
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC

There are three types of people in
the in world,
Those who are good at math
and those who aren't.

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Nina_luv13
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May 3, 2012 9:20am UTC

1600's: "Oh Romeo, I am writing to inform you that I have recieved your letter & I've been left quite speechless."
2012: "K."

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Your life is a bigger mess,
Than Walmart on a black friday.
♥

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:19pm UTC

RIP Drake </3,
Sources say he overdoused on his confidence...

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Oh I'm sorry,
I don't remember asking for your opinion?

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 4:30pm UTC

HAHA! Best. Convo. Ever,
..Mom my girlfriend is pregnant.
DYLAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THIS FAMILY!?
ANSWER MY CALLS!
NOW!
April Fools! xD
Oh I broke your computer! Sorry son!
WTF MOM!
Follow for follow?

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 11:55am UTC

I don't Know what's Worst...
Getting a text from your BF saying,
I wanna break up.
Or after getting...
I wanna break up.
Sorry wrong number.

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:39pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Google
Will Anyone Ever love me?
Search About 1 results (1.0 seconds)
Did you mean?: You Will Die Alone With 69 cats?

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 12:45pm UTC

12 Year-Old: "I go clubbing!"
Me: "Well don't swear when you go."
12 Year-Old: "Why?"
Me: "Because Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours, okay."
nmf/ follow for a follow?

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 7:33pm UTC

We're young so lets set
THE WORLD ON FIRE
♥
Fave if you know where this is from.
Follow for a follow?

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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 7:02pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Why do people with bad breath,
always have to tell me secrets?
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Pegasister18
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:57pm UTC

SAW
THE HUNGER GAMES
AT MIDNIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BE JEALOUS.
nmf-ish

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