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Unknown_player
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when
some guy tells you
anotherguy
looks down your shirt at every
chance he gets. :/
nmf
DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT.

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 6:04pm UTC

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Sorry I wasn't at school today.
I didn't want to injure your eyes by my face.
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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 9:08pm UTC

That moment when
You hear a song on the radio and say:
I LOVE THAT SONG
Then you try to sing a long.
And FAIL
nmf

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 2:33pm UTC

I'm using this for Stardoll. :)

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 11:38am UTC

When you
look at last years yearbook picture
And this years
and people say:
"WOW! You've really aged! "
When you only get a haircut.
not my format

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Me: I feel bad for you.
Brother: Why?
Me: You live in the basement with no bathroom. You have to lug yourself all the way upstairs to use the john
Brother: No I don't.
Me: What do you mean?
Brother: Remember that pepsi
bottle I have?
Me: Yeah.....
Brother: I got a bathroom down there.
Me: How...Oh wait..
Brother: Yeaahh
Me: O.e I'll talk to you when I get home from Jay's house..
Brother: Okay. I have to go empty my bathroom anyways.

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 2:15pm UTC

When Draco Malfoy
Potter like Poh-tah
You know your in the right place
*nmf

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 2:07pm UTC

I love my Best Friend but, ,
when she locks me in a garage with my best guy friend and tries to make me kiss him, and then a year later, locks me in the pool bathroom with my other best guy friend..
I really start to get annoyed.
Not my format
nmf

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 2:02pm UTC

That Moment When
Your on toilet and there is a fly and you think,
Go Away You Perv Fly
not my format

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 8:52pm UTC

Dear My Future Husband,
I doubt you will never see this. But, for those who are out there and might marry me, there are a few..things you should know about me.
1. I eat. A lot. When you take me out, I will do my best to not make the bill higher than the clouds.
2. I am a grump-a-lump when I wake up. So just get me a coffee and a bowl of frosted mini-wheats.
3. I love Music. Mostly "screamo". So if you don't like it, don't even try me.
4. I am a girl. So I am very...very emotional
5. I will always do my best to love you

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 11:22pm UTC

Sarah: My mom went to the hospital. Her asophagus wasn't ever letting food down. Did i tell you?!
Me: Omg! I thought you said asparagus and Im like, NO MORE ASPARAGUS!

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 5:42pm UTC

It sucks when
You love that one guy
And when you finally get the courage to ask him out,
He says,
"Have you met my Girlfriend?"

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
March 25, 2011 10:30pm UTC

Dear little Rebecca Black,
Yes. Today is Friday. But, We all know yesterday was Thursday, Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after. We don't need YOU telling us that. Also, when you are singing at your bus stop about which seat to take in your friends car, open your eyes and see there is only ONE seat left so that is the seat your going to take. In addition, when you are driving, you shouldn't be sitting on the car without a seatbelt and singing about what seat your going to take when your in a seat already.
Open your eyes and use your brain.
Love, one of the 700-800,000 dislikers.

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 9:16pm UTC

&& Who else wishes they were Tina from Skins US?
<3 Chris :)

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Unknown_player
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 6:16pm UTC

Charlie Sheen
Thinks he's Winning
but in reality,
he's actually
LOSING

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