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jellybabe88
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April 14, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Girlfriend: i had such a bad day i need 2see your 8===D
Boyfriend: this is maxs mom, thats so sweet u had a bad day and want to see his smile .
Girlfriend: yeah! i missed him so much 2day!! can u show him this text?
Boyfriend: sure! i showed him and he said he cant wait to see your (.)(.)!! i think he means eyes!! you guys are so cute together ! :)
FAVE IF YOU LUAGHT OR SIMLED WHEN YOU READ THIS!!!!

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 9:55am UTC

You will never be younger
than you are at this exact moment.
Don't waste your youth.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC

People who say "Suck My D!ck. . ."
Girls: 90%
Boys: 10%
Fav If You Agree <3

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Dear makers of cherry medicine;
Have you ever tasted a f###ing cherry?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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endoftheroad
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:50pm UTC

*puts on lip gloss*
1 minute later:
...I'm thirsty

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imthetypeofgirl
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April 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC

i'm the type of girl
that if you say i'm a bad singer,
i sing louder
♥

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WeirdFacts
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Weird Facts #40
Turtles can breathe through their butts
♥

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mayday
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I want to wear your sweatshirt
TO BED, WATCH SCARY
[x][x][x] movies with you, talk on the phone till sunrise, [x][x][x]
sneak out at night to look at the
stars with you. ♥

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wallenbee
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:11pm UTC

.
Sometimes,
it’s not enough to just be alive.

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XxanonymousheartxX
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

my bestfriend killed herself this morning.
and i never got to say bye.
Goodbye, bella.
i dont know how ill live without you,
but i love you,and ill never forget you.

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 1:24pm UTC

*When I first found out about One Direction* how do I tell who's who?
*Me now* yeah that's him I can tell by the way he's breathing.
-monn.

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Pretty_Legendary
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepson: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY??!Me: Uh, The Bathroom.

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DANMOON
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April 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC

It's funny how boys don't talk to other boys on witty.

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BritPierce
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April 14, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Who is Shawty ,
And why does she have so much rapper boyfriends?

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Shamaii37
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

i am hungary.
maybe you should go czech the fridge...
im russian to the kitchen!
is there any turkey?
we have some but it's covered in a layer of greece.
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
nmq / nmf

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beanie98
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
Squidward: -_-

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Anything_But_Perfect
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:11pm UTC

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&& who else used to
blow bubbles in their milk
<3
should i start a series??
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MrefusetosinkH
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Girls,
Being curvy doesn't mean you're fat
Being you doesn't mean you're weird
Being single doesn't mean you're alone
Being imperfect doesn't mean you're ugly
You are different
That's what makes you perfect

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