1. When you are sad-I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew !
2. When you are blue-I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile-I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in
4. When you're scared-we will high tail it out of there, together
5. When you are worried-I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinin, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused-I will speak slowly and use little words
7. When you are sick-Stay away from me until you are well a gain. I don't want whatever you have, but I care
8. When you fall-I'll pick you up and dust you off after I quit laughing