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Tristen55

  1. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    I stuck up for you and you didnt
    didnt even care
    i was there for you when you
    were down and you didnt
    even care
    you just lied about me behind
    my back. people when people realise who you really are
    Dont ask for my help

  2. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    me:hey can i borrow a pencil?
    hot guy: NO YOULL PROBABLY POISON IT WITH YOUR UGLINESS!
    popular girl:hey can i borrow a pencil?
    hot guy: of cource! would you like me to polish it first beutiful?

  3. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Is weird that i have to many
    anime crushes?

  4. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Its so obvious you like him its its written all over you

  5. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    I remember when i was a little bit
    younger and i thought you were
    supposed to love someone for ther there looks
    and ounce you get older you realise
    you love someone for there
    personality.
    <3

  6. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I bet lady gaga;s new
    perfume smells like
    100 year old dog
    poop.......
    just guessing

  7. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Remember when silly bandz
    were like the most popular thing?

  8. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Boy:Dang girl, you got alot of drunk in the trunk!
    girl:*Blushes* hahaha thanks.
    boy:*Looks in car trunk* I mean seriously, you need to clean your car out..

  9. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:31pm UTC
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    <3 this if you that it was an add

  10. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Im bored
    so i just decided to make this quote.

  11. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:01am UTC
    taylor swift waved hi to a guy and and he didnt wave back
    her new album will be coming out tomorrow

  12. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Everyday i look at all those really pretty girls
    and wonder why im not that pretty..

  13. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    you can be my peanut butter to my jelly
    you can be the butterflys i feel in my belly
    you can be the captain ill be your first mate
    you can be the chills that i feel i the first date
    <3

  14. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    my mom when she is driving my friend home with me.
    mom: *talks queitely* come on go. goodness!
    mom when its just me in the car.
    mom: GO YOU STUPID B*TCH! OH MY GOSH THE SPEED LIMMIT IS 35 YOU IDIOT!!!!! GO!!!
    me:....mom calm down.

  15. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    How comes when ever
    i play hide and seek
    right when i get in my
    hiding place i have
    to go pee!?

  16. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    man: *sleeping*
    man: *wakes up*
    pug:dont dont mean to burst your bubbles
    but someone just shat on your rug.......

  17. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 1:04am UTC
    A_creepy_stalker started following you
    Have you seen his profile picture?
    and his quotes?!

  18. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Fine!
    dont answer my mesages!
    dont talk to me!
    act like i dont exest!
    thought we had something
    guess not.

  19. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Im an angel. honest!
    The horns are just there
    to keep the halo up.

  20. Tristen55 Tristen55
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Anyone else remember the show
    Lilo and stich?

:)

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