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Tristen55
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Me:CRAP i dropped my icecube!
Me: ......
Me: *looks around the room*
Me: *sowly kicks ice cube under
fridge*

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

I literally
don't understand the point in making your bed

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ken: I love you, Barbie...
Barbie: ...
Ken: ...
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me too??
Barbie: Well... have you seen the One Direction dolls?!

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC

At my school they block websites ,so students aren't just messing around.
So , i had already finished my work .I was looking for something to do.
Facebook
BLOCKED
Tumblr
BLOCKED
Twitter
BLOCKED
Youtube
BLOCKED
Witty
YES.(;
Popular annoying nosey girl:What websites that?
Me(what i wanted to say ):None for your kind peasant
What i actually said:A good one?

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I get why you would like her.
She's prettier.
She's skinnier.
She's smarter.
She's more athletic.
She's nicer.
She's more popular.
It's okay,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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hallo1234
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:02am UTC

Celebrity look-alike :
Miley Cyrus and Draco Malfoy

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bye*
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 10:34am UTC

click to see this quote

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ambear24
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

if you unfollow me,
i hope you get crocs for christmas.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:44pm UTC

if someone hates you for no reason,
give them a f/cking reason.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:11pm UTC

life is getting too complicated.
i wanna be five again.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC

I'm not forgetful;
I'm just too lazy to remember.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

when i was little i would put my
arms in my shirt and tell people i lost my arms.
lol jk, i did that today.

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mkatbrewer143
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:26pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
I know what's best for me
But I want you instead
-----------♥-----------

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Beanie*
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC

If I were a princess I'd be... Snow White
Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
TOTAL: 2
Bell:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[x] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
TOTAL: 7
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[x] You are very clever.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[x] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
TOTAL: 4
Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[x] You collect something.
[]You have/had long, hair.
[x] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
TOTAL: 7
Snow White:
[x] You know that you’re beautiful.
[x] You like taking care of others.
[x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
TOTAL: 9
Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
TOTAL: 5
Aurora:
[x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[x] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[x] You’re very romantic.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL: 7
Pocahontas
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[x] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in war.
[x] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
TOTAL: 7

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nevermore21
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 6:16pm UTC

When will it be my turn to be happy

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nevermore21
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Getting out of bed in the morning is like fighting a hungry
lion.
WEARING A BLINDFOLD MADE OF STEAK.

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robsssX
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me and my friends
friend 1: i can get any boy i want
friend 2: i can draw really well
friend 3: i can sing
friend 4: i can look good without make up
friend 5: i can get invited to any party
me: i can breathe

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sarah_bear5
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC

WANNA HEAR SOMETHING WEIRD?
The Hunger Games has 3 books.
23 people die each year in the games.
There's 12 districts.
The movie came out 3-23-12
MIND = BLOWN

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