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ThirdToTheLeft

1. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2010 1:34am UTC
   Being an Atheist is
   a God-given right.
   
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2. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2010 12:33am UTC
   Pants on the ground pants on the ground
   lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
   but this is why i'm hot,
   this is why i'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
   you got the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
   i'm fly cuz i'm hot you ain't cuz you not
   Call yourself a cool cat,
   Lookin' like a fool
   Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground.
   I mixed This Is Why I'm Hot and Pants on the ground into a 'rap battle' sort of thing xD
   Ik pants on the ground is old, but it came to me, I had to write it down.
   
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3. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2010 11:49pm UTC
   i put my phone on my stomach when i lie down and
   when it vibrates and i read your name on the screen
   i get butterflies and my heart starts to beat.
   
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4. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2010 11:52pm UTC
   EMINEM DOESN'T GET HIGH OFF
   SPRITE AND BROWNIES.
   It's an inside joke, but will you appreciate the randomness and favorite? Thank you :)
   
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5. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2010 3:09pm UTC
   if you follow in the footsteps of our leaders today, you're stupid,
   and should not reproduce, for risk of passing on the stupid gene.
   -My previous crazy science teacher
   
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6. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 11:06pm UTC
   Love.Makes.The.World.Go.Round.
   We've all heard it before, and it's true :)
   she wants a funny guy
   one with an amazing smile
   one that she can take the first step with
   to reaching many miles
   someone sweet to comfort her
   she says " I want a guy who cares about my heart and I"
   you'll find someone some day.
   if you've got love/friendship
   you won't need to get drunk or high
   you shouldn't do that anyway
   but i hope my point's quite clear
   there's someone out there who in fact cares
   listen and you'll hear
   look and see
   there's someone out there....
   that loves you <3
   y o u ' r e b e a u t i f u l .
   :)
   Love,
   me
   
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7. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 9:51pm UTC
   Aaron Carter (The I Want Candy Dude) was the Old World Justin Bieber when he was young :)
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEyuUt3D35k
   Listen to him, he sounds like a little girl. Sound familiar?
   
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8. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 9:41pm UTC
   it's not intimidating because you added a period at the end of your sentence, but nice try :)
   
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9. ThirdToTheLeft
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 9:36pm UTC
   Real people would say it to your face instead of insulting you through a
   F a c e b o o k s t a t u s ;)
   I'd say this to yours but you're no longer in mah life, sorry dahlin.
   
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