TheSweetquoter posted a quote
January 8, 2012 10:23pm UTC
So when i was buying groceries while my mom was buying toys for my bro, i saw a cute baby. Her mom was buying her diapers. And you know what her first words were? "Mommy, i no need diapey" I dropped my groceries and laughed. Then the baby looked at me like she was serious! LMFAO
TheSweetquoter posted a quote
January 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC
My teacher asks me "What do you get if you mix gas with liquid?" And i said "Pee-pee on a cloud! " Ya, and that was back in kindergarten. I still have the same sense of humor! Aww! <3
TheSweetquoter posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:25pm UTC
Something you should say to your enemy: "You are sooo depressed!!!! But nothing will help you if you keep trying to make me feel bad" Oh yeah! kill them with kindness!