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  1. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    FIND THE SECRET MESSAGE!!!!! sjflkdslksjglhgiloveyoujsdjfskdjfkjl
    One day, you will get this in a text ;)

  2. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    "We're paying with love tonight!" -Jessie J
    We can't pay with love, but we can't buy love. <3

  3. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, make a soda. Make people guess how you did it <3

  4. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    "Mom, Dad, i want to live alone" "Ok, sweetie, you're old enough now" ........"Your luggages are outside"

  5. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Thank you for calling me ugly! You just made yourself look like a b*tch ;)

  6. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Think twice before bullying someone because he/she is a nerd. Without nerds, you wouldn't even be reading this!!

  7. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    How can you get away with swearing at school? Easy. SHIRT, FIRETRUCK, BEACH, DAN
    You're welcome :)

  8. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    So when i was buying groceries while my mom was buying toys for my bro, i saw a cute baby. Her mom was buying her diapers. And you know what her first words were? "Mommy, i no need diapey" I dropped my groceries and laughed. Then the baby looked at me like she was serious! LMFAO

  9. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    "One fish two fish, love fish, you fish ! "That was my friend in kindergarten while reading "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish"

  10. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    That one friend who runs up to you and hugs you instead of being stupid and just saying "Hi " <3 <3 <3

  11. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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  12. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I saw you cheating on me,
    so i gonna step on your shoe!

  13. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC
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  14. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    My teacher asks me "What do you get if you mix gas with liquid?" And i said "Pee-pee on a cloud! " Ya, and that was back in kindergarten. I still have the same sense of humor! Aww! <3

  15. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 9:56pm UTC
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  16. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    "Wanna get dirty, babe?" "Sure!" And then one minute later they are covered in dirt ;) #RealCouple

  17. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Something you should say to your enemy: "You are sooo depressed!!!! But nothing will help you if you keep trying to make me feel bad" Oh yeah! kill them with kindness!

  18. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Read this, and read this carefully!!! YOU...ARE.....NOT...UGLY! everyone has their own flaws! you just need to find them :) 'nuff said!

  19. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    "I love you" "I love you too, next time, show it ! "
    Listen girls, when a guy says he loves you, be wise. You don't hear it, you feel it <3

  20. TheSweetquoter TheSweetquoter
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    January 8, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Voldemort is gay. He has a diary, and he's obsessed with a boy he will never get.

:)

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