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  1. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Click the [ ♥] if
    When you hear "HIM" you think of that special boy,
    without even having to hear his name.

  2. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:39pm UTC
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  3. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  4. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  5. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  6. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:57am UTC
    Feeling like a boss when you
    know most of the lines in a movie


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
    Message Sent.
    Kill me now.

  11. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  12. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  13. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  14. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

  15. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  16. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  17. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  18. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  19. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  20. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

:)

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