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2. Girl With a Cat Head*
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   March 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   Have you ever been so disappointed in someone that you can't even look at them? Can't talk to them?
   
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3. Quinnvoccio
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   March 25, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   I waited and Waited but you never came back!
   
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4. ChocoTaco
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   March 25, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   >>Whatever
   I'll never mean anything to you anyway. I've tried so hard for you to notice me. I used to get up every day just to see you. I would smile at you and wave. But I'm just another person to you. I never meant anything in your eyes, and I guess it's about time for me to realize that I am absolutely nothing to you or anyone else in this world. I'm just another person wasting more oxygen with every breathe I take. I can't take it anymore\\
   
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11. pinapplesealover3
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    March 24, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    mom, get home soon & make me food
    before i do something like eat one of your other children.
    
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12. PerfectAtImperfection
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    March 24, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
    Get up and find him.
    The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something!
    
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14. ChocoTaco
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    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    *My thoughts before I go to sleep*
    Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
    Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
    Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
    Me: *Looks at clock*
    Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
    Me: I should pray...
    Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
    Me: Amen.
    Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
    Me: *Closes eyes*
    *Something falls off dresser*
    Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
    Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
    Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
    Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
    Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
    Me: *Cries harder*
    Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
    Me: Need. to. concentrate.
    Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
    Me: *Falls asleep*
    
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15. Sarah Elizabeth♡*
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    March 24, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    "Wake up, smile all day. No one asks. Come home stop faking."
    
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16. ✖︎whatever✖︎*
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    March 24, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    She saved everyone
    but couldn't save herself.
    
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17. BrusedKnees
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    March 16, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    So I had a dream..
    My kinda crush was playing football
    and I was just looking on my Instagram on a bench across the feild.
    He sees me and fumbles the ball so it lands over by where I am sitting.
    He starts singing a really funny song and I look up.
    He told me that he fumbled the ball just go get close to me.
    He did that really cute kissy face thing and gave me a hug :)
    Then we played football together.
    All of the girls that usually flirt with him were playing.
    He only cared about me.
    I'm so confused.
    Any advice...???
    
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18. Amzin_DJ_Makii_910
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    March 16, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact they you're going to die
    ~DJ Makii
    
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