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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 2:38pm UTC

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's a heart warming tale of a ship
that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Me in the mornings:
Mom: Okay come on It's time to get up.
Me: Okay, just give me 10 seconds..
Me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...
Me: 9,9,9,9,9,9,9

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 3:05pm UTC

I hate it when you have to
be nice you someone you really want to throw a brick at.
Push down a well, drown, burry alive, and steal food from.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:09pm UTC

My l i f e i s a s e r i o u s t y p o
just waiting to be deleted
And added back okay ♥

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Seeing a spider Isn't a problem,
it becomes a problem when it- OMFG WHERE DID IT GO.
THAT'S IT WE'RE ALL DEAD. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW
SINCE THERE'S NO HOPE FOR ANY OF US. WE HAD A GOOD
RUN ANYWAYS.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Everytime you speak I feel my brain cells commiting suicide
one by o- *dies from lack of brain cells*

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 12:39am UTC

Once upon a time
I had a life.
But then I found out about this thing called 'internet connection'. So I decided to get a some cats and gather some food. I locked my door and blasted the music. I avioded society and joined this website called Witty Profiles.
Yeah, I haven't been the same since.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissyLizzie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Nutrition Facts
For Witty Profiles
Percentage is based on Wittians only!
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% Variety *
The Witty Famous 2%
Internet-Addicted Wittians 63%
Socially Awkward Wittians 27%
Writers 7 %
Normal People 1%
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be higher or lower depending on your opinion

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Amenah
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June 2, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Live fast, die young, be wild, & have fun. ♡

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