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Hello.
My name is Liz.
This is my second Witty account.
I can't use the other anymore, 'cause my best friend knows about it.
And if she'd see what I'd post on here, I'd be in so much trouble.
So, let me introduce myself a bit:
I'm 14, from Belgium, I mess up my English sometimes, I like cats, I love Harry Potter, I adore Demi Lovato, I love kpop - since about a year before Gangganm Style, js - I'm recovering from self harm and I'm in love with a girl.
So, yeah. Hello.

TheRealLiz
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 11:05am UTC

December 31, 2012
Me : I'm really going to try and stop self harming next year.
January 1, 2013
Me : Sh/t.
Me : Well that didn't work out very well.

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 10:40am UTC

Am I the only one who was hovering over the Witty logo for like 5 minutes?

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 9:58am UTC

me: let's add a quote...
witty: You can't add quotes right now because you are banned for 4719 days. Reason: You are not old enough to use Witty Profiles. You must be 13 to use Witty Profiles.
me: what.
4719 days? And not old enough? I'm 14.
Not sure if Witty is trolling me or not.

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:50pm UTC

normal people on witty: Oh, I only have 16 notifications today...
me on witty: HOLY FREAKING SH/T CALL THE NEWSPAPERS LOOK AT THAT PEOPLE I HAVE A BLOODY NOTIFICATION

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I'm not the only one spending Christmas Eve on the internet, am I?

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 5:14am UTC

Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I'd like to have ...
- Taylor Lautner
- Tom Felton
- Louis Tomlinson
- Niall Horan
- Channing Tatum
If that becomes too exspensive, don't worry, they don't really need to have clothes on.
Sincderly, me

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 3:08pm UTC

I honestly wouldn't have minded if the world ended today.

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Hey guys.
If the world ends today, that's my fault.
I got my gardes today and my parents will see them in an hour.
Sorry o.e

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:50am UTC

lol, this convo actually happened today.
You'll only get it if you saw AVPM...
Family: *at breakfast*
My mum: *is going to the shop*
My Mum: So, want my to bring something?
My dad: I just want oranges.
My sister: I want chocolate.
Me: I want a rocketship, and Hermione Granger!
My mum:
My dad:
My sister:
The cat:
Harry Styles:
Barack Obama:
Dalaï Lama:
Me: Nevermind... *looks at plate*

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TheRealLiz
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August 2, 2012 5:26am UTC

Every 5 seconds, a child in the world dies of starvation.
That makes me feel really bad about trowing out food.
They die because they don't have food.
I have food, I eat it, and I trow it out again.
Aw. I feel horrible now.

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TheRealLiz
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

♂ + ♀ = ❤
♀ + ♀ = ❤
♂ + ♂ = ❤

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