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  1. dontlietomyface12 dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:20pm UTC
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    So today in class being the clutz that i am i walked into the door and fell down. There's a boy with autism in my class, and he ran up to the door and yelled, "GIRL DOWN!! HOW DARE YOU INJURE HER. WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU? HUH? HUH??
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  2. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    When people ask me "Plz", because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."

  3. penguin09876 penguin09876
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Today I got a detintion
    For hugging my boyfriend at recess
    Fave this if you think thats wrong!

  4. hopelessromantic33 hopelessromantic33
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    "Ssshh! Their fighting!
    I wanna hear."
    fav if you do this too.

  5. ayeitskarli ayeitskarli
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    The Big Bang Theory
    How I Met Your Mother
    Two and A Half Men
    Three great shows.
    But, what would they be if it all shows were combined?
    How I Bang Two and A Half Men.
    ©Kaykayy04


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. kayykayyy kayykayyy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Hi :). My names Kayleigh.
    Im not really how you say "witty popular"
    So i know not that many people are gonna see this.
    But I need your help.
    It all started 3 weeks ago when I first joined Formspring
    Its a site where people can go on your wall and ask you questions.
    they can hide their name or not.
    I was on one day and I had a question in my inbox.
    I opened it and read it and it said
    "Your a f**king fat a s s who doesnt deserve to be here!"
    After I read that, I went into the bathroom and took out a razor.
    And I cut.
    It was the first of many times.
    I have scars all up and down my legs and wrist.
    I cut twice a day now.
    this has to stop.
    I've only told my 4 closest friends.
    They have been helping me but i still do cut.
    So I'm asking witty.
    Please click the <3
    or comment.
    It would be nice if this got atleast 20 faves.
    But I'm pretty sure thats not possible.
    Each fave or comment I get
    i will go one day without cutting.
    thank you

  8. robyn22 robyn22
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    It's my Great Grandmother's 100th Birthday!
    Could I get 100 faves for this amazing lady?!
    We love you !
    -Your 9 children, 32 grandchildren, 52 great grandchildren, and 4 great-great grandchildren♥
    Format: twilightgirl995

  9. bLuEeYeS01 bLuEeYeS01
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to ask a question, but you didn't because you know in your heart, that you couldn't handle the answer. . . ♥

  10. PinkDaisy PinkDaisy
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:05pm UTC
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    When I'm bored nobody texts me.
    When I'm busy i'm the most popular
    person on the planet.
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  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    You should have two Facebook accounts.
    One for each face.

  12. LoverOfMusicXxX LoverOfMusicXxX
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:55am UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Yeah, I still like you.
    But the stuff I've been hearing about you make me think that if we get together again,
    i'll be 'just another one.'

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    when people yell at me,
    I have to try so hard not to laugh at their angry faces.

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    A fart
    Is a wish your butt makes.
    Credit- Tumblrrrrr~

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    excuse me, miss,
    you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
    not mineeee

  17. babybiddle babybiddle
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    If there are ice cream trucks in the summer , Why are there no hot chocolate trucks in the winter ?

  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Dear Face cream, that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger, if I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Pulling out gum at school is like
    pulling out crack at a rehab center.

  20. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Under NO circumstances is it
    ever right to tell someone
    to kill themselves.
    What happens when I listen?
    I hope you feel guilty when I'm gone.

:)

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