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TheGirlWithASecret

  1. Pretty_Legendary Pretty_Legendary
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Moms Talk #3
    "Who are you texting?"

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    One Direction is more than a boy band...♥
    Zayn taught me to face my fears
    Harry taught me to do whatever makes me happy no matter what people think
    Louis taught me to be myself and have fun
    Niall taught me to be different and laugh at everything
    Liam taught me to never give up on my dreams
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  3. purpleunicorns1598 purpleunicorns1598
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    If I accidently cut myself with a potato peeler,
    Does that make me a Potato?
    Format: twilightgirl995

  4. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Hey Dad what's it like having the greatest kid ever?
    I don't know.........ask your granfather

  5. tinyfry1124 tinyfry1124
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Sandy: i like karate
    Spongebob: i like ka- ra- tay
    Mr.krabs:I like mo - ney - nay
    Squidward: i hate you all
    Format by kclove5 ©

  6. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Hey! My crush asked me out!
    Cool! Whens your date?
    nmf, followme(:
    February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
    nmf, followme(:
    - You poor dear...
    nmf, followme(:

  7. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Dear daddy,
    I may have found my prince charming, but don't forget the fact that I'll always be your little princess.
    Sincerely, your daughter.

  8. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:20am UTC
    1600's: "Oh Romeo, I am writing to inform you that I have recieved your letter & I've been left quite speechless."
    2012: "K."

  9. GoldenDarkness GoldenDarkness
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I live
    at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    In case you were wondering

    nmf

  10. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  11. MAGM1997 MAGM1997
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    - Who's the cutest?
    Go here ↓
    http://whosthecutest.com/
    made your day?

:)

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