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  1. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 12:58pm UTC
    random person killer: ...
    random person: OH NO!
    killer: MWAHAHAHA!
    person: *hides*
    killer: you can run but you can't hide (cheesy, right?)
    person: *screams like a little girl*
    killer: *grabs chainsaw*
    person *grabs stick and pokes killer* go away!
    killer: *takes stick away and throws into woods* really?
    person: *whimpers*
    killer: *laughs evilly again*
    person: hey look over there! *points*
    killer: *looks*
    person: *runs away while killer's not looking*
    killer: i don't s--HEY WHERE'D YOU GO!?
    person: *is behind killer* MWAHAHAHAHA!
    killer: *screams like a little girl*
    person: *takes chainsaw from killer*
    killer: *cries* don't kill me!!
    person: pfft, why would i kill you? i just wanted my chainsaw back. *walks away muttering* this was expensive!
    killer: *gets in fetal position and rocks back and forth, humming christmas carols*
    narrator THE END.
    I was bored :) read it somewhere and thought it was funny

  2. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 1:38am UTC
    Every Night Before I Go To Bed...
    I say a prayer, and hope for the best
    I hope that tomorrow everything will get worked out
    so far, my prayers have been ignored
    but I'll keep praying
    because when hope is all you've got left
    it's tough to let go
    tough to give up

    [[mine, it's not too good but it came from deep within my heart so dont jock please]]

  3. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 1:25am UTC
    Well those pretty girlsthey're all the same
    But they're damn well gonna know my name
    I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend

  4. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    I tried it your way
    I got nothing to show
    It's been the same, same
    The story's getting old
    So I guess the driveway
    Will be the end of the road
    For us it's too late
    Let the credits start to roll

  5. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    Dim that spotlight, tell me things like
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    I'm no one special, just another wide-eyed girl
    Who's desperately in love with you
    Give me a photograph to hang on my wall
    Superstar

  6. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    ?
    I’m a liar because I wont tell you everything
    I’m stupid because sometimes im wrong
    I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect
    I’m a pushover because I like making people happy
    I’m a loser because I’m a not friend with your group
    I’m fake because I’m too nice
    I’m weird because I’m not like you
    I’m fat because I eat when I’m hungry
    I’m clingy because I don’t like to be alone
    I’m insecure because I care about what people think of me
    I’m no fun because I'm not always hyper
    Don’t try to tell me who I am
    I aready know
    credit to whoever

  7. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 9:58pm UTC
    The one good thing about procrastination
    ...is that you always have something planned for tomorrow

  8. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    Tonight my head is spinning
    I need something to pick me up
    I've tried
    but nothing is working
    I won't stop
    I won't say I've had enough
    Tonight
    I start the fire
    Tonight
    I break away

  9. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 4:04am UTC
    I didn't fall for you; you tripped me ♥

  10. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 4:03am UTC
    boys are like
    purses.
    cute
    full of c.r.a.p
    & always replacable

  11. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 4:01am UTC
    If I just breathe
    Let it fill the space between
    I'll know everything is alright
    Breathe
    Every little piece of me
    You'll see
    Everything is alright
    If I Just Breathe

  12. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 4:00am UTC
    > and she loves
    b l a c k a n d w h i t e p h o t o g r a p h s ,
    being with her friends and
    having xx some xx good xx laughs;
    chilly - sunday - mornings,
    || the sound of rain pouring; ||
    and [ especially ] the way he says her name
    _.·´¯`·._ .·´¯`·» too bad he's a player,
    w h o k n o w s a l l t o o w e l l
    how to play the game <

  13. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:58am UTC
    she said she wanted to get high,
    he took her to the tallest hill in town.
    she said she wanted to stay up all night and drink,
    he gave her a 12 pack or decaf pepsi and said [[drink up]].
    she said she wanted to shoot herself in the face,
    he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger aimed it at her face and helped her pull the trigger. she said she wanted to cut herself,
    he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
    she said she wanted to see her blood,
    he took her to get her ears pierced.
    she said she wanted to cry herself to sleep,
    he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
    she said she wanted to be alone,
    he gave her a name tag that said Hello my name is: Alone.
    she said she wanted someone there to take care of her,
    he asked when he wasn't

  14. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:56am UTC
    Don't ever look back
    you might fall over what's in front of you

  15. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:55am UTC
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  16. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:53am UTC
    I asked God for a flower
    he have me a garden
    I asked God for a tree
    he gave me a forest
    I asked God for a friend
    and he gave me you
    :)

  17. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:49am UTC
    He hurts her,
    Yet again,
    He says she has to learn
    But he never does.
    All those memories,
    They don't seem to matter,
    She dies inside,
    She kills herself outside,
    He hypes her up,
    just to tear her down
    What a beautiful suicide.

  18. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 1:52am UTC
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  19. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    can someone please tell me why lots of stories start off with a guy taking advantage of a helpless and beautiful girl?
    Then the helpless girl shows amazing will power but the guy always over powers her?
    To top it all off, the guy always makes the girl fall in love with him?
    Can't somebody make a story with the roles reversed?

  20. Teardrops_On_White_Roses Teardrops_On_White_Roses
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 5:29am UTC
    I'm aware of the fact that I'm
    immature

:)

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