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  1. unicorns* unicorns*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    Some people believe in God.
    I believe in music.
    Some people pray.
    I turn up the volume.

  2. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    Just FriendsI know that I don't own you,and perhaps I never will,so my anger when you're with her,I have no right to feel.I know that you don't owe me,and I shouldn't ask for more;I shouldn't feel so let down,all the times when you don't call.What I feel- I shouldn't show you,so when you're around I won't;I know I've no right to feel itbut it doesn't mean I don't.

  3. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk to them, you know?
    Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
    Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
    Me: We cool?
    Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
    Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
    Me: So...can I get out now?
    Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
    Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
    I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD

  4. D* D*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    Baby I can't think a moment being without you,
    i'm nothing when i feel that you ain't by my side..
    I'm going to lose control of myself
    if anyday you wish us to come apart.
    Cause you're the one,girl you're the one,
    you mean my life cause your the one,
    I find my peace in you,my pain in you,
    n my love in you cause you're the one...
    Now these tears in your eyes tell me that you feel the same,
    i keep breathing all the time taking your name....
    Cause you're the one....

  5. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    I am constantly putting my things where they don't belong..
    Like the cereal in the fridge
    Or keys in the laundry
    Or faith in other people

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    Don't you
    try to
    blame this
    on me
    My lOve
    for YOU
    was Bulletproof
    But You're
    the one
    who Shot
    me...
    -Pierce the Veil
    "Bulletproof Love"/Selfish Machines
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:40pm UTC
    " If someone handed me a gun, and told me to shoot someone ~
    -- told me to shoot you or shoot myself, I wouldn't think twice. You've been hurt enough by people who love you, and I'll stay off that list at all costs.
    Well, let me rethink that answer. I wouldn't shoot myself either;; I'd probably end up kicking gun-guy in the balls and running to tell you all about it over a glass of toxin.
    Now, that would be a hell of a funny story. "

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    You could have a change of heart,
    if you would only change your mind;
    'CAUSE I'M CRAZY 'BOUT YOU BABY,
    time after time.

  9. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Now I'm speechless,
    over the edge, I'm just breathless
    I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again,
    hopeless, head over heels in the moment
    I never thought that I'd get hit
    by this love bug again.
    Please don't remove this!

  10. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:21pm UTC
    If these sheets were the states & you were miles away,
    I'd fold them end over end to bring you closer to me,
    because I don't sleep at all without you pressed up against me,
    I settle for long distance calls, I'm lost in empty pillow talk again.
    Please don't remove this!

  11. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    Harry Potter saved my life.
    I know it sounds cliché, but it's true. When I was younger, I had horrible self confidence. I had glasses and braces, covered in freckles, and had (and obsiously still have) a huge, obnoxious nose. I was quiet and was the class "weird girl". I was bullied and picked on by my peers, and as a fourth grade, I felt utterly useless. As a ten year old girl, I was contemplating suícide.That's when I met Harry. Every day after school, whether I was bullied or not, I would come home and read. I even borrowed the books on tape from the library and would lay on my bed for hours at a time and listen to them, over and over and over again. There was something about the words that J.K. Rowling was able to arrange in such a beautiful way that just made me feel better. I honestly believe that without those books as an escape, I wouldn't be here today. Because of what I went through when I was younger, I am a much better and stronger person that I was. As a symbol of what I went through when I was younger, my foot now sports a Deathly Hallows triangle tattoo. To everyone who is going through expiriences similar to mine, please remember, things will get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. Don't let the muggles get you down.

  12. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 9:56am UTC
    Why is it that when we see an animal's ribs, collar bones, or hip bones we think it's sad and abusive, but when we see women's ribs, collar bones, and hip bones it's considered beautiful?

  13. NabiraIlyass NabiraIlyass
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    It sucks when you miss that person so much
    that you start looking through old photos, old text messages, even old statuses
    & it brings a smile to your face, but then the hurt comes back.
    You know you shouldn't be looking back, but you can't help it
    because they really meant something to you & you thought it would have lasted.

  14. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Just because others problems are
    worse than ours, It doesn't mean ours
    doesn't matter.

  15. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 10:22am UTC
    What's your worst hangover, your best night yet?
    your 90 proof, your marlboro red?
    THE BEST DAMN THING YOU LUCKED INTO
    that's easy girl, mine would be you.
    mine would be you, sun keeps shining,
    backroad flying, singing like crazy fools
    MAKING UP OUR OWN WORDS
    laughing 'til it hurts, baby if I had to choose
    my best day ever, my finest hour
    my wildest dream come true, mine would be you.

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d f'u'ck you if you asked”

  17. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 9:59am UTC
    She was like, oh my god,
    THIS IS MY SONG, I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO
    the radio all night long
    sittin' 'round waitin' for it
    to come on and here it is.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  18. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 3:36am UTC
    Choose your
    battles babe
    THEN YOU'LL WIN THE WAR
    Stop digging your own grave
    when there's so much to live for.
    Please don't remove this!

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    why do old people drive slow ?
    they barely have any time left like
    GOOOOO ur dying

  20. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture!
    Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
    Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
    Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
    Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
    Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.

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