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Sweetgirl555

1. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   Half a doxen: because "six" is way to
   long.
   
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2. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 9:15am UTC
   Whenever I have a problem I sing,
   then I relize that my voice is a lot
   worse than my problem.
   
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3. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 9:12am UTC
   Wikipedia: 'I know everything!'
   'I have everything': Google
   Facebook: 'I know everybody!'
   Internet: 'Without me, you all are nothing'
   Electricity: 'Keep talking b*tches'
   
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4. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   Note - The key to a good relationship is
   is the key.
   Give me back my key!
   
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5. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   To make time fly, throw
   your watch out the
   window.
   
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6. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 11:18am UTC
   I wrote your name in the sky but it blow away.
   I wrote your name on a piece of paper but someone threw it away.
   I wrote your name on the sand but the sea washed it away.
   I wrote your name in my heart and there it will stay!
   
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7. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Person 1: I wasn't drunk
   Person 2: Dude, you put my iphone
   in the blender and shouted
   I want apple juice?
   
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8. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 1:01pm UTC
   Your name isn't Google. So don't pretend
   you know everything.
   
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9. Sweetgirl555
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 12:55pm UTC
   A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
   
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10. Sweetgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    " Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels "
    
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11. Sweetgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    What's Minnie without Micky?
    What's Tiger without Pooh?
    What''Spongebob without Patrick?
    What's me without you?....
    
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12. Sweetgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    "Thank you for believing in my weirdness"
    -Katy Perry
    
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