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LiviLove
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April 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Fav if you still love coloring

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evey
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April 26, 2012 11:56am UTC

Whenever you go to the doctor and the doctor says': Whats wrong?
You turn to your mum and she explains everything

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LiviLover13
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April 26, 2012 4:38pm UTC

*A boy or girl dies in a movie*
Me: Ehh. they probally daserved it.
*Dog dies in a movie*
Me: WTF.. WHO EVER WROTE THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO GO TO HELL!

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xxchloexxneon
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April 26, 2012 6:08pm UTC

______ and _____ sitting in a tree, k-i-ss-ing. First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes baby in the baby carrige.
Favorite if you remeber this, oh the innocent days ♥

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SelenaHolden
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April 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Fave it your first name has an 'E' In it!
<3
format by AlNicholas

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HesaidShesaid
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April 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Lolsotrue#10
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life anymore

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SwaggBarbie
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April 20, 2012 9:56am UTC

Happy 4/20 Day !!!!!!! :)

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XxZadmasXx
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April 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC

you know ur bored on Facebook when you start liking the things on the side..

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XxZadmasXx
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Heey!!
Heey whats up?
Well I was gonna tell u a joke about my D*ck but its too long!! (-;
Lol I was gonna tell u a joke about my pus*y but u will never get it! (-;
nmf

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LiviLover13
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April 20, 2012 8:52am UTC

*Power goes out at 10*
EVERYONE QUICK TEXT YOUR FRIENDS
TO SEE IF THEY ALSO LOST POWER.
just me..?

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AlessaZoe
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:55am UTC

Here's to the kids who
yea... shut the F**K up.
/♥/

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Bela Bighetty*
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 9:17am UTC

I used to give a f*ck but now I just dont.

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cookielover2000
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April 20, 2012 9:20am UTC

I LOVE THAT WHEN U R 2 LOUD PEOPLE TELL U TO BE QUIET.
BUT WHEN U R QUIET PEOPLE THINK WHAT THE HELL IS RONG WITH THIS PERSON!!!!!

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beba
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April 20, 2012 9:34am UTC

- Its Funny Sitting Next To Your EX Boyfriend And Just Thinking ... " What Was I Thinking "

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jaimie132
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April 20, 2012 9:35am UTC

If I get over 1000 favs I will follow every person that faved it

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tinyminigurl15
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Yeah I do report EVERY One Direction quote I see. Problem.? Yeah well get over it(:

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loveisthemovement22
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April 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kanerpop
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April 12, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Make your own sentence.
Step one, choose the month you were born.
January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with
Step two, choose the day you were born.
1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one
Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
White- because thats who i am.
Black- because I was drunk
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.
Now fav and comment your sentence!

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Nat5553
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April 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC

WEIRD FACT #1!!!
FORTUNE COOKIES WERE MADE IN AMERICA!!! NOT CHINA!!! :)

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