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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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budcool
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:07pm UTC

pooping
The worst type of crying
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:19pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I had 10 chocolates
and you asked for 1
I would have 9 chocolates left.
Not because I have give you 1
But because I'd of just ate 1 in front of you.

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:03pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePleaseSo, I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium
were going out and I was like:
Oxygen
8
O
15.999
Magnesium
12
Mg
24.305
format by OhHoePleaseformat by OhHoePleaseformat by OhHoePlease

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

When someone calls my best friend their best
friend.
"Woah. Hold the f//k up here."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 9:59pm UTC

there's a special
place in hell reserved for
me its called
the throne
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:50pm UTC

I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney
watched Disney Channel
today, he would cry.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:09pm UTC

i hate when
i compliment someone and
they’re like “i have a
bf/gf.” LIKE OKAY. I SAID
“You’re cute” not
GET IN MY BED. I mean, I’m
obviously thinking that
but I wont say it.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I COULD BE WRITING THE MOST BORING TEXT EVER
but when you look over my shoulder
that text becomes top secret.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:14pm UTC

i need
a gang to follow
me around
all day and clap
when i make
jokes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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