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Summergirl66

  1. Unknown_player Unknown_player
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Dear My Future Husband,
    I doubt you will never see this. But, for those who are out there and might marry me, there are a few..things you should know about me.
    1. I eat. A lot. When you take me out, I will do my best to not make the bill higher than the clouds.
    2. I am a grump-a-lump when I wake up. So just get me a coffee and a bowl of frosted mini-wheats.
    3. I love Music. Mostly "screamo". So if you don't like it, don't even try me.
    4. I am a girl. So I am very...very emotional
    5. I will always do my best to love you

  2. Unknown_player Unknown_player
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Dear little Rebecca Black,
    Yes. Today is Friday. But, We all know yesterday was Thursday, Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after. We don't need YOU telling us that. Also, when you are singing at your bus stop about which seat to take in your friends car, open your eyes and see there is only ONE seat left so that is the seat your going to take. In addition, when you are driving, you shouldn't be sitting on the car without a seatbelt and singing about what seat your going to take when your in a seat already.
    Open your eyes and use your brain.
    Love, one of the 700-800,000 dislikers.

  3. sammygirl97 sammygirl97
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    okay so, my baby cousin was over today and my sister was in her bathing suit and he asked her if she was having a baby.......shes 15.

  4. Summergirl66 Summergirl66
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    Purple will never just be a Color.
    Canada will never be just a country.
    Dreams just wont happen when you fall asleep.
    All beacause of Justin Bieber
    Love him or hate him you will be thinking about him :)

  5. AelisRicci AelisRicci
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    So my dad was with some friends.
    They were all talking about past relationships.
    "I carry around a picture of my ex-girlfriend in my wallet." All his co-workers couldn't believe it.
    "Why would you do that?" They asked. He laughed and pulled out a picture of my mom.
    "She was my girlfriend, but then she became my wife."

    nmf

:)

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