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SuicideSummer
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June 29, 2010 3:14pm UTC

GROWN UPS
:Hey, I thought you were gonna start working out!
:What's that supposed to mean?
:Well, you're fat.

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SuicideSummer
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June 29, 2010 2:48pm UTC

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SuicideSummer
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June 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Am I the only one that hates
MR. ROLLBACK ?
He makes me feel stabby.

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SuicideSummer
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June 26, 2010 6:48pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN....
Witty doesn't do as I say when making a quote.

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SuicideSummer
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June 25, 2010 3:01pm UTC

JCOOTIESJ
Is my code name for aids.

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SuicideSummer
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June 25, 2010 2:38pm UTC

Is it just me or does
PROCRASTINATING
sound like a dirty word??

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SuicideSummer
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June 2, 2010 11:50pm UTC

Today, I convinced my Spanish
teacher to let me change my Spanish name to
Dora because my cousins name in that class is Diego.
Everytime one of us is called on
I silently sing the theme song.
MLIA
Thought it was too hilarious to be left alone. :)

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 22, 2010 10:48pm UTC

The Trick To A Tiny Belly
Slim your waist using this one simple trick!
Quit eating those doughnuts!

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 21, 2010 6:09pm UTC

How many of you
have been made fun of
for being flat chested?
One day we will unite and
rule the world!!

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 20, 2010 5:53pm UTC

I love you,
Nevermind, you broke my heart.
Oh, wait you proved me wrong.
So this is what being in love's like
I love you.
Love is weird.

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 17, 2010 9:21pm UTC

You move on ,
when you find ,
someone else to,
fall in love with.:)

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SuicideSummer
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May 16, 2010 7:13pm UTC

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I went to a party
And there was a duck pinatã!
Once it was beat,
Joy put it on her head,
Went behind the couch,
Crouched down till you couldn't see her,
And all you could see was a bouncing duck.
My friends... :)

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 16, 2010 6:49pm UTC

Am I the only one that loves
my background?

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 16, 2010 1:07pm UTC

:]
I don't read a quote with
more than 10 words. :)

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 11, 2010 6:11pm UTC

Be honest...
How many of you sprint to the bathroom
when you get home from school?

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 10, 2010 5:59pm UTC

LOST
Setting: Confession Can
Charlie: Pastor, I did something bad.
Pastor: And what might that be??
Charlie: I had...relations...with a girl I didn't even know. And then I had relations again with another girl I didn't know. And then I watched them have relations with each other.
Gotta love it... :)

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
May 6, 2010 8:04pm UTC

And I wonder...
Am I the only one that hates
the new Witty Profiles

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
April 23, 2010 8:01pm UTC

I wish boys read this stuff on Witty,
Maybe he would know how I feeel,
And how to react when I say that I'm cold.
When everything in my world is coming to an end,
And when I have to hold myself together,
So that I won't break down in front of everyone.

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SuicideSummer
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April 23, 2010 7:31pm UTC

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SuicideSummer
posted a quote
April 23, 2010 7:24pm UTC

Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
Guys: whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle
Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
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STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
much they want you if you don't repost this, your
life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

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