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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Gynecologists are freaky af.
Like who would choose their profession to be looking at vaginas all day, every day? Exactly, no one. You never know what's going to walk in there. I just I don't understand.

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lovecrazy
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May 15, 2013 7:19pm UTC

"All girls are the same."
Actually, we're not. The only thing we have in common is what is between our legs, and that probably won't be you if you say that again.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 15, 2013 4:00pm UTC

There are billions of people in the world and half of them are girls.
They are all different and they are all beautiful.
Some girls like to wear dresses and put on makeup and others don't
And that's okay
Some girls have long hair and others have short
And that's okay
Some girls like to play with dolls and some play video games Some play both!
And that's okay
Some girls prefer to cover up and others dont
And that's okay
Some girls want to be boys and some boys want to be girls
And that's okay
Some girls like boys and some like girls Some like both!
And that's okay
There will be people who try to make your choices for you
And that's not okay
Your self, your choice. No one can tell you who to be.
And whoever you choose to be is okay

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 8:30pm UTC

"THE WORLD WASN'T
BUILT FOR HUMANS,
WE WERE BUILT FOR
THE WORLD."
-JOHN GREEN

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SaturdayInJuly
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Spongebob: What's better than serving up smiles?
Squidward: Being dead or anything else

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Mamihlapinatapai
(noun)
Two people
looking at each
other each hoping
the other will do
what both desire
but neither
is willing to do

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:24pm UTC

How I prioritize my life:
Is it going to matter tomorrow?
how about in a week?
five months from now?
No?
Then who the h.ll cares?

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Why I'll be the best parent ever:
When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."

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伤*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:59am UTC

YOUR BIGGEST RISK WILL
WILL BE THE ONE YOU DONT TAKE

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 2:02am UTC

When you have to make a hard decision, flip a coin.
..Why?.
Because when that coin is in the air..
You suddenly know what you're hoping for.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all.
There is literally nothing in between.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:31pm UTC

when life gets hard just remember that
dicks get hard too but they don't stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal. just stick it out and when it's done you'll feel a lot better.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Wow, she slept with ten different guys. That is so
not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn't affect me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC

The guy on the radio was talking about gas prices and said,
"Gas prices aren't so bad if you consider you're really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs." and my perspective on life is forever changed.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 12:37pm UTC

I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I want to grow up. Not because I hate my parents or want to get out of
my home, but because I want the freedom to do tiny things like decide what furniture goes in my house, what color the walls are, and if I should go out at night rather than stay in doing work. For once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while I'm cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who I am through little details.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:25pm UTC

did you know that the macarena is about
a girl cheating on her boyfriend with two of his friends and then asking a bunch of other guys to come sleep with her?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:23pm UTC

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Me: Why don't people like hanging out with me
Person: Hey, wanna hangout?
Me: *omfg how do I get out of this*

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