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misshyfr
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April 22, 2012 11:43am UTC

(I) AM
(L)UCKY
T(O)
HA(V)E
A FRI(E)ND
LIKE YO(U).

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hanzoo346
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Screw mother nature. I hate my period.
nmf

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alissagorgeousx3

posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:01am UTC

I Just Noticed...
The cursor has a shadow
Click the heart if you just checked ;)

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misshyfr
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:37am UTC

I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called "Amazing."
;)

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mm1213
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 7:45pm UTC

One Direction: You're insecure, don't know
what for...
Me: Oh really? I do...
One Direction: Your turning heads when
you walk through the door...
Me: Yeah, they're probaly looking at me
thinking oh my god...

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
Marilyn Manson: lol
Michael Jackson: lol
Jared Leto: lol
Tom DeLonge: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Travis Barker: lol
Kurt Cobain: lol
Axl Rose: lol
Bob Marley: lol
Patrick Stump: lol
Bono Vox: lol
Gerard Way: lol
Frank Iero: lol
Ray Toro: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Niall Horan: lol
Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
Mike Dirnt: lol
Tré Cool: lol
Dave Grohl: lol
Chester Bennington: lol
Paul McCartney: lol
George Harrison: lol
John Lennon: lol
Serj Tankian: lol
Ringo Starr: lol
Elton John: lol
David Bowie: lol
Tom Fletcher: lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Ryan Ross: lol
Damon Albarn: lol
Dan Campbell: lol
Butch Vig: lol
Synyster Gates: lol
M. Shadows: lol
Johnny Christ: lol
Harry Styles: lol
Frank Sinatra: lol
Joey Ramone: lol
Dave Mustaine: lol
John Bon Jovi: lol
James Hetfield: lol
Corey Taylor: lol
Michael Vampire: LoL
Philip Kross: lol
Aaron Graves: lol
Dj Black: lol
Andy Six: lol
Jake Pitts: lol
Liam Payne: lol
Jinx: lol
Ashley Purdy: lol
Christian Coma: lol
Alice Cooper: lol
Danny Jones: lol
Tom Fletcher: lol
Dougie Poynter: lol
Harry Judd: lol
Mark Foster: lol
Bob Dylan: lol
Louis Tomlinson: lol
Spencer Smith : lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Adam Young: lol
Roger Daltrey: lol
Pete Townshend: lol
Keith Moon: lol
John Entwistle: lol
Robert Plant: lol
John Paul Jones: lol
Jimmy Page: lol
John Bonham: lol
Zayn Malik: lol
Roger Waters: lol
David Gilmour: lol
Rick Wright: lol
Nick Mason: lol
Syd Barret: lol
Deryck Whibley: lol
Ozzy Osbourne: Who the f.uck is Justin Bieber?

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LoveMexXx
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC

When your'e in the shower..
&& you hear loud thumps and you think "they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..." nmf.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 7:26pm UTC

click to see this quote

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aaleinad76
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 3:31pm UTC

If Ke$ha goes on tour in the UK...
does she become Ke£ha?

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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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misshyfr
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC

When I look at the keyboard I cant help but notice U and I are always together
❤

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AvengedxMichelle18
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:27pm UTC

"It's true, we're all a little insane."
-Evanescence ♥

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:28pm UTC

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Does anyone else find it akward that we can go to a store, be surrounded by a bunch of people on witty, AND NOT EVEN KNOW?
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enchanted16
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Facebook:
destroying relationships and friendships since 2004.

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enchanted16
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

The amount of work a
messy bun actually takes.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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kmmart10
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:29pm UTC

That Moment...
when you want to keep texting someone but you have nothing else to say ♥
format by Fake_a_smile

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MayWinner
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I can't find Wittyprofiles in Wikipedia.
What kind of madness is this?

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MrefusetosinkH
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:31pm UTC

How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control!
"She has acne"
Do you think she chose to have red dots all over her face?
"She has crooked teeth"
I've never met someone who got braces for fun.
"She has a big nose"
Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery?
"Her hair is frizzy"
Some people don't like frying their hair with a straightener
"She wears glasses"
Do you think people enjoy being half blind?
"She doesn't wear a size 0"
Some people can't control their weight
Imperfection is beautiful
Stop making people feel like it's not

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Shamaii37
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

i am hungary.
maybe you should go czech the fridge...
im russian to the kitchen!
is there any turkey?
we have some but it's covered in a layer of greece.
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
nmq / nmf

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