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  1. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:43pm UTC
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  2. Alexandrah417 Alexandrah417
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Warning:
    Due dates are closer than they appear.

  3. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Cool Background code:
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    I'M SO GANGTA
    YOU CAN FIND ME BAKING COOKIES AT
    NIGHT
    YOU OUT CLUBBING BUT I JUST MADE
    CARAMEL DELIGHT :)
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    taylor swift/ tpain - thug story
    thats right girl you bake those cookies :)
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    Format by kclove5
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  4. Cinderelly Cinderelly
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Oh, you've been dating for a week?
    Tell me more about how in love you guys are.

  5. Misha Misha
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:55pm UTC
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  6. Lish01 Lish01
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:59am UTC
    If you can't
    convince
    them, confuse
    them.

  7. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:48am UTC
    Goes on omegle.
    Sees a guy that's holding up a sign that says, "I'm gay."
    and he says, "You're a beautiful girl." in an Australian accent lol

  8. babyfresh1997 babyfresh1997
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:25am UTC
    My friend thinks he's smart.
    He said that onions are the
    only food that makes you cry.
    So i threw a coconut at his head.
    nmf

  9. SophiaMillicent_xoxo SophiaMillicent_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Dear young girls purpously trying to loose their virginity,
    If you're an age on the clock?
    »»»You're too young for the c*ck«««

  10. KeepSmiling4Ever KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:59am UTC
    Don't leave something good to find something better.
    Once you realize you had the best, the best found better.
    ♥♥♥

  11. GoingGoingGone GoingGoingGone
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    ------------------------------------
    Confession #5
    I used to be so shy. I wouldn't
    talk to anyone but my closest friends. Today,
    I stand up for myself and my friends, no matter
    who it is. I am not afraid to state my opinion.
    ------------------------------------

  12. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever.*

  13. SophiaMillicent_xoxo SophiaMillicent_xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:42am UTC
    Can 15 minutes save you 15%
    or more on car insurance?
    Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all
    the way home?
    "Weeeeee! Weeee! Weee Weeee Weee!"
    "Max."
    "Weeeee!"
    "Maxwell!"
    "Yeah?"
    "Your home."
    "Oh, thanks Mrs. A."
    -Geico Commercial:)


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  15. GoingGoingGone GoingGoingGone
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Now and then,
    I think of all all the times you screwed me over,
    But had me believin' it was always something that I'd done

  16. movinatthespeedoflove17 movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    In the future,
    I'm going to get a job at ulta or sephora,
    just to tell all the girls who come in,
    that their beautiful faces don't need anything in this store.


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  18. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    She's screaming out your name in the middle of the night needing you more than ever but your nowhere in sight. You're no longer part of her life and she's still trying to figure out where she went wrong

  19. KeepSmiling4Ever KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:28am UTC
    A boy makes his girl
    jealous of other woman.
    A gentleman makes other
    women jealous of his girl.
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  20. NarniaxISxbeast NarniaxISxbeast
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Even SUPERMAN has his weaknesses

:)

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