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Steve

Status: no longer married & working on witty profiles

Member Since: 16 Jan 2004 12:00am

Last Seen: 1 Jun 2024 09:45am

Location: not Boston, MA

Gender: M

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Steve
posted a quote
November 16, 2014 7:55pm UTC

"The undiscerning mind is like the root of a tree.
It absorbs equally all that it touches,
even the poison that would kill it."
— Master Po

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Steve
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November 4, 2014 9:02pm UTC

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines,
and where she shines she sits.

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Steve
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September 15, 2014 12:35pm UTC

Here's something new.
Give me feedback. What's good? What's bad?
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/homeroom

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Steve
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July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
— Charles Wadsworth

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Steve
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July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC

KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

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Steve
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May 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC

When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
He questioned a conductor again and again:
“It may be a while,”
He asked with a smile,
“But when does Madrid reach this train?”

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Steve
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 9:05am UTC

“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
— J.M. Barrie

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Steve
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February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

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Steve
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January 27, 2014 9:25pm UTC

You'll worry less about what people think about you
when you realize how seldom they do.
— David Foster Wallace

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Steve
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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Steve
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 1:31pm UTC

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

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Steve
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January 8, 2014 12:34pm UTC

Don't waste all the steam on the whistle.

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Steve
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December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb

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Steve
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:48am UTC

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

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Steve
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere