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bellarose6515
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April 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Friendship is like peeing your pants :P
Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth! :P <3

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ellasiluminanmisonrisa
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:17pm UTC

27 de abril<3
My Birthday!

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LivviiBearr
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Society says girls need to wear make-up to be beatiful . NO WE DONT.

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ikaitlynn
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 12:35pm UTC

My friend thinks hes smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.

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lemon*
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 12:24pm UTC

I wasn't born with enough
middle fingers.

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Lizze9811
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 12:25pm UTC

iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou. iloveyou.
>>> Even If You Dont Love Me <<<
I Will Always Love You

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Penguin848
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Fave this if
you think Witty
should be an app
♥

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pandabear33
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:30pm UTC

still haven't seen the movie mean girls...

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only_abigale
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Skrillex:
'I can never go fishing,
cuz i always drop the bass...'
nmq

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Those horribly long quotes
that you just skip over
because you're too lazy to read them
just me?♥

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a l a y n a ✌*
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 9:57am UTC

believe in
yourself♥
nmf

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ImaJustMoi
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 12:19pm UTC

When you can't chage the direction of the wind,adjust your sails.

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WhyCantHeSee
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Trying out drama class in 10 mins, ill tell witty how it went!!!

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lillan122
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Grace!!!!!!!e!Sus
Hi, Grace is my name!

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JesseJesse
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Admit it;
we've all acted like the floor was lava at one point in time,
jumping on objects to prevent getting burnt..
but if necessary you'd tip toe going, "ouch! ouch!"

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aosias23
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
That like a boss moment when you prove someone you don't like wrong..
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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evey
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:39pm UTC

life is not a game
you cant just change the numbers whenever
you feel like because your not happy and you
just cant restart whats happened
..........
format by sandrasaurus

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OnE_LoVeR_gRl96
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Knock Knock
whos there??
Banana

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TheTruthBehindTheScars
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I was just sitting here looking at some of the random quotes and some of them were added along time ago,, and didnt even have a fave. Is it cause they dont know how to make there quotes beautiful like some of the "Top" quotes? I thought it was the meaning of the quote,, not the looks..
This is heart breaking.</3A
Format by Sandrasaurus

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brittneyxoxo518
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:28pm UTC

You Only Live Once?
& here I thought that was just a myth.

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