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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Everyone has that scary nightmare
   from your childhood that you still remember
   
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3. xstaybeautiful
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   me: i dont like him.
   me: i dont like him.
   me: i dont like him.
   me: i dont like him.
   me: i dont like him.
   him: hi
   me: sweet jesus why are you so perfect
   
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4. completeinhim
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   AM I THE ONLY ONE
   WHO HATES BIRTHDAY QUOTES?
   YOU DON'T DESERVE
   A TOP QUOTE
   FOR BEING BORN.
   WERE WERE ALL BORN.
   IT HAPPENS.
   
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5. Kate*
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   It Has Come To The Point,
   that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.
   
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6. Baileydemuth
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   Krabbs lives in bikni bottoms.
   whogetsit.? (;
   
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7. bringmeto_LIFE
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   When someone mentions That's So Raven ~
   The first thing that comes into my head:
   "YA NASTY"
   
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8. LexieLove
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Ken: I love you!
   Barbie: ....
   Ken: Don't you love me?
   Barbie: Have you SEEN the new One Direction Dolls?
   
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9. Andreaxoxo
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   My mind is like Hollister.
   A dark place but filled with hot boys.~
   
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10. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    If I died tonight,
    How many people would care?
    How many people would cry?
    How many people would wish they had me back?
    How many people would regret not being nice to me?
    How many people would wish they loved me more?
    How many people would wish they loved me less?
    
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11. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    understanding my
    emotions
    Happiness ( i just ate )
    Sadness (i want more food)
    Anger (give me more food)
    Curiousity (where is the food?)
    Contentment (i ate all the food)
    Fear (will there be more food?)
    .
    NOT MY FORMAT
    
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12. Anthony96
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    True Story
    Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
    Me: You never know what they're going through.
    
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13. lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I hate it when
    People talk about their plans right in front of me,
    but don't invite me.
    
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14. OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    "I want a girlfriend I can
    Call in the middle of the night,
    I'd love that!"
    -Harry Styles
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Back in elementary school,
    when you were line leader, everyone else was your b/tch.
    
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16. xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    When people ask for candy I'm eating,
    I give them the flavor I don't like.
    
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17. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    we all have that one creepy neighbor
    that never comes out of their house.
    
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18. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Everything is made in China.
    Except babies, they're made in VaChina.
    
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19. xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    That awkward run you do
    when a car lets you cross the street.
    
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20. love14ever
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Real eyes
    Realize
    Real
    L I E S
    
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