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StarsaretheonlythingIwant

  1. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 12:39am UTC
    So my therapist told me I should find an online support site.
    I just smiled and told her I already belonged to one.
    Thank you, Witty.

  2. xxloveyabooxx xxloveyabooxx
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    him: you didnt text me :p
    me: :( sorry i didnt want to be annoying
    him: but i asked you to
    me: i know haha
    him: if i asked you its not annoying silly

  3. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Masks
    She had blue skin
    and so did he.
    He kept it hid
    and so did she.
    They searched for blue
    their whole life through,
    then passed right by-
    and never knew.

  4. burritosfever burritosfever
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    The loneliness is a good place to find yourself, but it´s a bad place to stay forever.

  5. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    B. F. F.
    big false friend

  6. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Love is like a flower,
    even the
    most beautiful wilts

  7. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Bright lights, big city
    She dreams of love,
    Bright lights, big city
    He lives to run
    Demon, where did my angel go?
    Vacant, vapid, stupid, perfect
    You are the one
    Bright lights, big city

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    Me: i wonder what my boyfriend is doing right now.. Friend: Probably f*apping at your profile pic.

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    This guy was following me around school and he standing directly behind me.. and what was he doing? He was playing with my hair... -_-

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:30am UTC
    If you spell 'Steve' backwards, it spells,'evets'

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Teacher: I need a controversial topic.
    Me:Is that hairstyle working for you

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    Me:I could be prettier if I tried *tries to grow a mustache* guess not.

  13. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Before ask the others
    about what they think
    about you. Ask
    yourself... Why do
    you even care?

  14. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    I wonder if…
    The clouds look down and say things like: “Oh look! That one looks like an a$$hole”

  15. RUBBLYBUBBLYX RUBBLYBUBBLYX
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    MOM:WHY IS YOUR ROOM ALWAYS SO MESSY?
    ME:IF SOMEONE COMES IN AND TRIES TO KILL ME, THEY'LL TRIP OVER SOMETHING AND PROBABLY DIE

  16. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  17. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    You planted roses in my
    heart, daises in
    MY MIND, LILLIES IN MY EYES,
    and left them all to die.

  18. BlueDreamer BlueDreamer
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:11am UTC
    (Ellen come into the studio with Taylor Swift)
    E: American favorite woman coming!
    E: Thank you.Oh, and Taylor Swift with me.

  19. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:10am UTC
    DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME NICKNAMES. LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL AND AW.

  20. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    If you could read my mind you would have a psychological trauma

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