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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC

A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
his own wallet and gave it to the man.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC

I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing
Convo between my 7 year old students today:
Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yes they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I'm glad I'm going out tonight ;
So I can stare at my phone from a different location.

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meltdown
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:02pm UTC

format made by disposition@wittyprofiles.com please only use this for quotes!!! dont put on other sites!!! and most importantly leave credit :-*
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riting is the only reason why I prefer to stay quiet. All my work is private. My life, my story, my struggles, my pain, no one knows about. Not even my parents, or friends, or anybody. I'm just a person who likes to keep things to myself. That is why I write. To help me let go of those secrets. But the book is still hidden.
-meltdown

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:49pm UTC

"One of the scariest moments in life,
is when you come to the realization
that the only person that can save you is yourself."
♥
-Demi Lovato

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Random Charlie Fact 3:
I become attracted to people with really fücked up lives.
And in this case usually people in their 20's and 30's
because they have more to be fücked up about.
Once I had a math teacher that I ended up having a huge crush on because
1) he was good at math so duh I'd find him sexy
2) he told us stories about how his alcoholic father destroyed his youth
3) he told us about how he got bullied in high school for being a dork
4) he told us about how his divorced parents altered his maturity
So I guess I'm just a fücked up person
looking for people just as fücked up as me

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Girl: Why do you always wear your hair up? It's weird, you're weird.
Me: *turns to friend*
Me: Do you have a care I could borrow?
Friend: *checks pockets*
Friend: Not at the moment, no.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

So a few days ago in my Bio class...
Teacher: You all notice things about each other. For example, when you walk down the hall you might see someone and think to yourself "wow, he's really tall." Does any one know why?
Class:
Teacher: No?
Class:
Teacher: It's because you're viewing these people as either a future boyfriend/ girlfriend or competition.
Class:
Teacher: This being said, none of you would be able to tell me if a specific giraffe was exceptionally tall. Why? Because none of you are attracted to giraffes.
Class: *Starts giggling*
Teacher: I can guarantee that none of you have ever walked into a zoo and thought to yourself "Dang, that is one fine looking zebra."
Class: *Dies*

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Don't worry about me; I'm fine
I can take care of myself without a
problem and
I don't need you to help me anymore

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:39pm UTC

*when I was 7*
Me: *reads tombstone*
Me: Why does it say RIP John?
Me: Why would they rip him?
Me: He's dead, he's in enough pain already.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 11:45am UTC

The creepiest
thing about being famous is like
everyones' watching your every move, especially
when i'm eating
- Niall Horan
Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

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伤*
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 10:01am UTC

Interviewer: who's the laziest
Niall: Zayn sleeps a lot
Zayn: Niall eats a lot
Louis: you didn't even answer the question
(OneDirection)

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伤*
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:39am UTC

"if only our fans know how badly
i want to meet them
and hug them."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:48am UTC

I'd date a fan,
but she has to love me for me
and not because i'm in one direction
- Zayn Malik
Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ quote credit to OneDirection ♥

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伤*
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Kevin the pigeon was louis' imaginary
friend from when he was 6 since all the children bullied him
due to the lack of sporting abilities,
LOUIS STILL CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
WITHOUT CRYING
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:06pm UTC

"Whats the cheekiest thing niall's ever got away with?"
Harry and Louis: everything he does
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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伤*
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
Harry: no
Louis: you gotta be kitten me!
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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