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SouthSweetie2121

1. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:19pm UTC
   Winning Begins With An Attitude.
   
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2. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:18pm UTC
   You Have To KNOW You Can Win. You Have To THINK You Can Win. You Have To FEEL You Can Win. -Sugar Ray Leonard
   
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3. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:15pm UTC
   Dedication And Commitment Are What Transfer Dreams Into Reality.
   
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4. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:13pm UTC
   Set Your Goals High And Do Not Stop Untill You Get There. -Bo Jackson
   
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5. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:12pm UTC
   Think BIG, Believe BIG, Act BIG, And The Results Will Be BIG.
   
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6. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 6:11pm UTC
   It Is Hard To Beat A Person Who Never Gives Up. -Babe Ruth
   
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7. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 17, 2005 2:21pm UTC
   Somewhere behind the athlete you have become, behind the hours you have practiced, the coaches who have pushed you, the teammeats who have believed in you and the fans who have cheered for you; it is the little girl that threw that ball for the very first time and fell in love with the game of softball. Play for her!
   
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8. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 18, 2004 8:51am UTC
   The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
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9. SouthSweetie2121
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   July 18, 2004 8:50am UTC
   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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10. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 18, 2004 8:49am UTC
    How do *U* get holy water?
    A: *U* boil the hell outta it.
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11. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 18, 2004 8:48am UTC
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    July 18, 2004 8:47am UTC
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13. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:52am UTC
    This is soo funny...
    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
    When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
    The Teacher fainted.
    
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14. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:50am UTC
    Its no over 'till tha fat lady sings...and I haven't heard yo momma yet...
    
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15. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:50am UTC
    True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.
    
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16. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:49am UTC
    Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,and finds in your presence That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonley, Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You.
    
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17. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:48am UTC
    If you want me to fall for you, then you better give me somethin worth trippin' over.
    
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18. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:47am UTC
    Friends are like elevators...they can either bring you up or bring you down, choose wisely.
    
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19. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:46am UTC
    Our eyes are placed in front, because it's more important to look ahead than to look behind.
    
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20. SouthSweetie2121
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    July 17, 2004 9:45am UTC
    To the world your just one person, but to one person your the world!
    
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