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ImNoSuperman
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Mum: Hey that band you like is on tv
Me: *Bashes through my door
Me: *Slips on the floor
Me: *Trips on the stairs
Me: *Runs into wall
Me: *Army rolls into the kitchen
Me: *Skids round the corner
Me: *Dives on sofa
Me: Shutup or I will murder you all

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Lifehappens
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August 12, 2013 11:18pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven for people who upload full movies on youtube For free

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ImNoSuperman
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July 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC

I think tea is the main thing that makes me proud to be British.

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BravoSierra
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July 23, 2013 9:46am UTC

I know I don't have an invisibility cloak,
but can I still enter your restricted section?

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The Chosen One*
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April 6, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Hey guys, methinks you should follow YourPoison!
She's super beautiful and cool:'D<3

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SophieG_Is_A_Dragon_RAWR
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Wrists are for bracelets,
Not for cutting.
Cut cake, not yourself.
You are beautiful.
~♥~
Stay Strong

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ImNoSuperman
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Well, it's official.
I'm going to live alone with 7 cats.

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Lifehappens
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July 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Make-up routines
Girl: I try not to put much makeup on
Girl: *Takes truck and dumps makeup on*

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Calliope*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:56pm UTC

You may have bought me the food, but
you bought it for me so don't call me selfish when you
take some and i complain.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Calliope*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC

(I am working morning shifts at a cafe.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk in.)
Me: "So what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
The mother looks very embarralsed)
Mother: "Eggs... He would like some eggs..."

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Calliope*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:45am UTC

Reasons Why I'm Single:
One: I annoy people.
Two: I mess sh//t up.
Three: I'm never anyones first choice.
Four: I'm just bad with relationships.
Five: I'm not liked.
Six: I am an ugly a//s motherf//cker.
And Let's Not Forget-
Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop.

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Calliope*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:38pm UTC

I know I'm not liked.
I know you think my laugh's annoying.
My smile's too plain.
I go in and out in the wrong places.
My hair is just awful.
I know you don't like me.
Just stop pretending.
Please.

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Calliope*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:49pm UTC

"You call me stupid?
I fake a smile every day, and
you believe it every time."

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Calliope*
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June 13, 2013 4:51pm UTC

"We're both girls, you know?!"
"But gender is not a matter in love."

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Calliope*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC

"Jᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 100+ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ sʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs.
Eᴠᴇʀʏ ɢɪʀʟ ɪs ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ, ɪᴛ's sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴜɢʟʏ."
- Oʟɪ Sʏᴋᴇs

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SophieG_Is_A_Dragon_RAWR
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:47pm UTC

I AM A CUP HALF EMPTY KINDA PERSON
IM JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL TO MAKE MY CUP FULL

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 2:50pm UTC

i
can’t
even
imagin
e what
my life
would be
like with
out harry
potter bec
ause i grew up with him okay and
he is my childhood and i get way
too many feels from this book
series like wow
jkr how do u m
anage to rip
my heart in
to pieces li
ke that but
i’ll love
harry
alw
ay
s

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gleesoxrox
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC

*Learning about rocks in science class*
Teacher: So, now we're gonna talc about metamorphic rocks.
*silence*
Teacher: ....
Teacher: Do you get it?
Teacher: Talc
*silence*
Teacher: I guess you guys just take me for granite.

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has_no_life
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:15pm UTC

when i have children im going
to make them watch
" 2012"
and tell them i survived that
Fo

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