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  1. gotdapower gotdapower
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?
    nmq/nmf
    When you fell from heaven.
    I dug my way up from hell.
    nmq/n
    Oh, well this is awkward.
    nmq/nmf
    mq/nmf


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Idk why?
    nmf, followme(:
    To get to your house
    Idgi.
    nmf, followme(:
    Theres one more,
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    nmf, followme(:
    The chicken :)
    Wow i luv you
    nmf, followme(:

  4. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Hello
    my name is
    Junie B. Jones
    The B. stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B. and that's all.
    [♥] If you remember reading these books!

  5. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    The only "b" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. B.itches love to be called beautiful.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I live in constant fear
    Of accidentally mentioning something
    I only know about someone
    Because I've stalked them online.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    "I don't mind getting a black eye,
    or a broken arm for my girl,
    as long as she's there to kiss it after. "
    - Harry Styles♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. MyMadTeenageDiary* MyMadTeenageDiary*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Niall: Harry's the youngest but everyone always thinks it's me
    Louis: That's because you're cute and Harry's a pervert

  9. smilelovebieber smilelovebieber
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    when teachers accuse you of flirting...
    No.

  10. boredwatev boredwatev
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    •••••••••
    They should make an award for the people who buy Mc.Donalds at the drive thru
    and manage to not eat any fries until they get home
    •••••••••

  11. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Once we were at the park
    and zayn said "Oh my god, a dead bird"
    harry then looked at the sky
    and said "Where!?" .
    - OneDirection

  13. iiloveeyouu21 iiloveeyouu21
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    No Harry Styles...
    The way
    YOU
    flip your hair gets
    ME
    overwhelmed...

    stay cute ;*
    nmf

  14. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Dear teacher,
    If you move me beside my best friend, Im gonna whisper to her.
    if you move me across the room, I'm gonna yell to her.
    so, it's your choice.

  15. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading(:
    (Not a stupid creepy thing that you have to repost)
    An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
    With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
    Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
    Student : Absolutely, sir.
    Professor : Is GOD Good ?
    Student : Sure.
    Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
    (Student was silent )
    Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
    Is GOD Good?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Is Satan good ?
    Student : No.
    Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
    Student : From . . . GOD . . .
    Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : So who created evil ?
    (Student did not answer)
    Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
    All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, who Created them ?
    (Student ha d no answer)
    Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
    Student : No, sir.
    Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
    Student : No , sir.
    Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
    Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
    Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
    Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : No, sir. There isn't..
    (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
    Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
    a Little Heat or No Heat.
    But we don't have anything called Cold.
    We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
    There is no such thing as Cold.
    Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
    We cannot Measure Cold.
    Heat is Energy.
    Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
    (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
    Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
    Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
    Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
    You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
    Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
    Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
    Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
    Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
    Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
    Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
    Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
    Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
    Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    (The Class was in Uproar )
    Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
    (The Class broke out into Laughter )
    Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
    No one appears to have done so.
    So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
    (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
    Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
    The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
    That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving
    The student - Albert Einstein
    Th


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. famous_13 famous_13
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    You kill all the caterpillars,
    then complain there are no butterflies.

  18. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    WORRYING IS STUPID.
    it's like walking around
    with an umbrella, waiting for it to
    ---------------------- rain.

  19. InsaneAndBroken InsaneAndBroken
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:31am UTC
    *Me at Starbucks, just finished ordering*
    Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
    Me: Primrose Everdeen.
    Starbucks Guy: Oh, oh. *makes coffee*
    Starbucks Guy: *finishes making coffee* Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

  20. ThinkingOutLoud ThinkingOutLoud
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:13am UTC
    cashier: sorry you don't have enough money for that.
    me: okay
    me: rosebud motherlode rosebud rosebud motherlode
    me: okay how about now?

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