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SocietyIsScrewingMeUp

1. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   June 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   Friend: If I ever met One Direction I would hug them all, except Zayn. Me: Why not Zayn?Friend: Well no offense to you or him, but he's really ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.Me:Friend:Me:Friend:Me: What if you were to accidentally fall out that window over there?
   
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2. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   May 18, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   Him.
   fav { ♥ } if you just thought of someone.
   
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3. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   May 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   Favorite this in honour ofBob Marley♥ ♥ ♥1 1 / 0 5 / 1 9 8 1
   
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4. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   May 16, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   School: Girl I dislike: I looove 1D, I'm their biggest fan! My favourite is Lew-is. Me: It's pronounced Lew-ie...Girl I dislike: OMG, no it's not! I'm their biggest fan I would know this! Me: No you see it's pronounced Lew-ie because -Girl I dislike: WANNA BET!? [She actually got up in my face and yelled]Girl I dislike: *gets out iPad*Girl I dislike: *shows me picture of Louis with his name on it*Girl I dislike: SEE!? L-O-U-I-S! THERE'S AN 'S'! I TOLD YOU I'M THEIR BIGGEST FAN! GOD!Me: The 's' is silent ...Girl I dislike: No it's not! It's pronounced LEW-IS!Me: *walks away*-- That night I post a link on her Facebook wall to a website stating that Louis Tomlinson's name is in fact pronounced Lew-ie --Me: So who's your favourite guy from One Direction again? ;) *knowing she saw the facebook post*Girl I dislike: Nee-all.
   
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5. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   April 17, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   Why do you judge others? Does it make you feel better about yourself, even though your crushing other people?Have you ever thought how you affected that person? How they might feel?For all you know, they could be on the edge of committing suicide, and that one little remark you had to make could push them over the edge. One innocent life, and living person, a beating heart, g o n e.Must you prance around and pick out every single flaw someone may have? So what if they don't cake on make-up, fry their hair, or spend hundreds on name-brand clothing. Maybe they were happy with themselves, they were secure, and smiled at their reflection in the mirror. That was until you came along. You destroyed them. That one little comment could be causing them to curl up on their bed, crying, right now. When they look in the mirror, all they see is that one flaw you pointed out.Except you must've forgot one thing: flaws are what make you beautiful. Imperfection is true beauty. © Written by SocietyIsScrewingMeUp (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/SocietyIsScrewingMeUp).
   
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6. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   April 16, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   He's perfect.
   
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7. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   April 11, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   Does anyone wanna make a Facebook page with me & my friend (ReadyJelly)?One where we'd post quotes and different pictures people can relate to?Comment, please! :) ♥
   
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8. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   April 1, 2012 10:49pm UTC
   Mom: *Calls my name*
   Me: Yeah?
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: Yeah!?
   Mom:
   Mom:
   Mom:
   Me: *Gets up and goes to see what she wants*
   
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9. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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   March 16, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Fav (♥) ... if when someone says 2O1O you think last year. When really ... it was 2 years ago.
   
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10. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    February 18, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    That exciting moment when . . .your crush pokes you on Facebook.
    
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11. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    January 20, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I just walked into thebathroom, looked in the mirror and said,"I'm beautiful, just theway I am.".That was ah u g estep for me.my quote. nmf.
    
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12. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 30, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    wittygirl2010 format,ma quote(:
    A n y o n e f r o m C a n a d a ?
    Ontario, Manitoba, Newfoundland, etc ... (: ♥
    
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13. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 30, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Boring convo:lolSomeone says something funny:OH MY GOD I'MACTUALLY LAUGHING!HAHAHAHAHA!nmf
    
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14. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    -phone rings--buddy dives for the phone-buddy: buddy the elf, whats your favourite color?-person hangs up-buddys dad: -___- ...
    -elf
    
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15. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 13, 2011 12:07am UTC
    [ Sorry, I usually never post these but ... I like this one guy and ... ]
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    
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16. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 12, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    guys with dimples are so cute.
    
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17. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 11, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    GREAT.I missed my first 11/11/11 11:11:11 wish because of SCHOOL. nmf.
    
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18. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 10, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    11/11/11 11:11:11watch me blow my wish on a guy ... no matter how much i don't want to .F M Lnmf
    
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19. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 10, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Tip:carry your fingerstache with youat all times.♥
    
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20. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp
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    November 5, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Im falling apartone day at a time.
    
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