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SoccerRocksLikeMe

  1. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2008 11:14am UTC
    I HAVETHUNDER THIGHS.AND THAT'S A COMPLIMENTBECAUSE THEY ARE STONGAND TONEDAND MUSCULARAND THOUGHT THEY ARE UNWELCOMEIN THE PETITE SECTIONTHEY ARE CHEERED ON IN MARATHONS.FIFTY YEARS FROM NOWI'LL BOUNCE A GRANDCHILD ON MY THUNDER THIGHSAND THEN I'LL GO OUT FOR A RUN.JUST DO IT.- NIKE WOMEN

  2. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2008 11:10am UTC
    MY LEGSWERE ONCE TWO HAIRY STICKS THAT WEREN'T VERY GOOD AT JUMP ROPEBUT BY THE TIME I REACHED THE AGE OF ALGEBRATHEY HAD COME INTO THEIR OWNAND NOW IN SPIN CLASSTHEY ARE REVERED,ENVIED FOR THEIR STRENGTHHONORED FOR THEIR BEAUTYHAIRLESS FOR THE MOST PARTEXCEPT THAT PLACE THER RAZOR MISSES JUST BEHIND THE ANKLES.JUST DO IT.-NIKE WOMEN

  3. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
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    June 20, 2008 11:05am UTC
    MY BUTT IS BIG AND ROUND LIKE THE LETTERAND TEN THOUSAND LUNGESHAVE MADE IT ROUNDERBUT NOT SMALLERAND THAT'S JUST FINE.IT'S A SPACE HEATER FOR MY SIDE OF THE BEDIT'S MY AMBASSADOR TO THOSE WHO WALK BEHIND MEIT'S A BORDER COLLIE THAT HERDS SKINNY WOMENAWAY FROM THE BE DEALSAT CLOTHING SALES.MY BUTT IS BIGAND THAT'S JUST FINEAND THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN ITARE INVITED TO KISS IT.JUST DO IT.- NIKE WOMEN

  4. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
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    June 19, 2008 1:10pm UTC
    SOCCERits not a sport; its a style of life

  5. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
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    June 17, 2008 4:32pm UTC
    you're not born a winner you're not born a loser you're born a chooser

  6. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2008 4:29pm UTC
    there are no shortcutsto any place worth going

  7. SoccerRocksLikeMe SoccerRocksLikeMe
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2008 3:59pm UTC
    the REAL to-do list:- Sing.- Smile at strangers.- Keep learning.- Notice kindness. - Eat ice cream.- Hope.- Count your blessings.- Laugh.- Love.- Love some more.

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