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SneakyNinja
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:06am UTC

NO.
I do not want to click here to win an iPad before time "runes" out. You'll just start the countdown again in a minute. There's no rush.
I do not want to click here to earn craploads of money a day working from home.
I do not want to click here to learn how an 85 year old granny looks 12 with a quick, easy secret. No matter how many doctors are frustrated.
I do not want to click here to win a car.
I don't care if I'm the 999,999th viewer of your page. Go away.
I do not want to click here to have my name entered into a raffle for a new iPhone.
I do not want to date Sarah, 35, even if she IS 4 miles away.
Leave me alone!

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yuzermali
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Ohmygod!
Today I was hanging out with my
crush and I was saying something.
Then , out of the blue, in the middle of my
sentence -
he kissed me!
I was so stunned I stepped back and said:
"Omg, you just kissed me!"
And he looked into my eyes for a moment and
winked, and then replied:
"I'm glad you noticed"
LOL JK!
I walked around making eye contact with hot guys while eating bananas
;)

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CatsAndStrawberries
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 2:49pm UTC

I have a plan; it's fairly simple
I wait until the middle of the night around 4 or something
and just hang myself
Everyone will be so much more happier
and it will be so much easier without me
Just think of how happy I'll be.

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soccersandy13
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you panic wondering why the traffic on the Witty Profiles servers suddenly nosedives and you realize it's because some boy band is on TV
-Steve

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Keep_Your_Head_High_the_Sun_Will_Shine
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:32pm UTC

When I need a pick-me-up
I go to FramingMatthew's page and read
All his quotes
he was amazing, a true inspiration..
❤R❤I❤P❤
format credit to FramingMatthew

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TrulyMyself1221
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC

To anyone that hunts and kills animals for food:
you really should be ashamed of yourself. you should go get meat from the grocery store since they make meat there and no animals are harmed.
- ifunny

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KatyPerryFan
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:24am UTC

Should I sing for Nathan?
Fave for a yes, comment for no...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CookieUnicornsXX
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 2:57pm UTC

You know you are a 90s kid when,
your birth certificate says you were born in the 90s..

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azncutiepie
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:23am UTC

Fell down the stairs-- didn't feel a thing.
papercut-- SWEET BABEEHH JESSUUSS! THE PAAIIN. THHEE PAAIINNN!

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Scotteh
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 1:51pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION FACT #74567
harry styles breathes.
where is my top-quote?

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anonymous3
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 10:50pm UTC

ITS MY FOAM FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who knows where this is from???

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 12:12am UTC

Did u kno!?!?!!11!!one1? #1If you put one ear up against a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say,"Wtf are you doing?"
I follow back ^_^

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OliviaLee
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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Crazy, funky, junky hat,
Overslept, hair unsightly.
Trying to look like Keira Knightly.
We've been there, we've done that,
We see right through your funky hat."
Fave if you know where this is from ♥

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posted a quote
July 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC

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Format by the_An0nym0usXD

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Am I the only one
Who has never used
Chat?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kaywuzhere
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:51pm UTC

That annoying
moment when :
You post a Quote asking for advice
But instead someone
just
favs it & never gives you
any advice for your
problem
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Lollipop69
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC

*Fav if you have ever
given or received
> > > The "Sup" nod < < <

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