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NO.
I do not want to click here to win an iPad before time "runes" out. You'll just start the countdown again in a minute. There's no rush.
I do not want to click here to earn craploads of money a day working from home.
I do not want to click here to learn how an 85 year old granny looks 12 with a quick, easy secret. No matter how many doctors are frustrated.
I do not want to click here to win a car. 
I don't care if I'm the 999,999th viewer of your page. Go away.
I do not want to click here to have my name entered into a raffle for a new iPhone.
I do not want to date Sarah, 35, even if she IS 4 miles away.
Leave me alone!










 

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NO. I do not want to click here to win an iPad before time "runes"

226 faves · 6 comments · Jul 15, 2012 11:06am

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Buki · 1 decade ago
Am I the only one that tried clicking the underlined parts that said here?
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justmyself · 1 decade ago
Amen. :D
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SneakyNinja · 1 decade ago
Thanks.

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too_much-swag* · 1 decade ago
Dude this deserves to be a top quote..
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SneakyNinja · 1 decade ago
:)
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ChyGain17 · 1 decade ago
i love the part when you said even if she is 4 miles away!
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