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Member Since: 7 Dec 2011 09:37pm

Last Seen: 31 Aug 2012 11:41pm

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Smurph
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Guy Friend: It's been 2 months since i kissed someone :/
Best Friend: Two days!! :D
Me: 14 years...and still going ;)
Them: :O
lol livin life to its fullest!!!
like if you haven't had your first either!

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Smurph
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 1:37pm UTC

*Really hot guy friend on the phone with his mom*
Me: PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!...WAIT NO KEEP IT OFF!

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Smurph
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 10:39pm UTC

I know I have flaws...
But so do you, and you dont see me pointing out yours in public, correct?
So stop pointing out mine. :P

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Smurph
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I WAS GLAD YOU CAME
BUT CRIED WHEN YOU LEFT
AND NOW AM CRUSHED
WIHTOUT A CLUE ON WHAT TO DO
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU <3

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Smurph
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Its hard to love your best friend when all he talkes about is his love for a girl that wears pounds of makeup and isn't someone you really enjoy.... :\ </3

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Smurph
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Having that one class with your crush that is at teh end of the day so you have to wait ALL day just to see them :) but you only creep from the other side of the room without interacting :D

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Smurph
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:20pm UTC

What is the point of an unfave button?
Did you instantly stop liking it once you read who wrote it?
YeahThatsWhatIThought.

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Smurph
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC

You see me with my regular smile on my face
and ask, "You don't look very happy"
I say "Oh well i am!" and smile bigger
and you ask again, "Really? Well okay as long as your okay." and walk away leaving me there with my fake smile.
i needed you more than anything. but couldn't tell you the truth. don't you know me well enough to understand im NOT happy?

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Smurph
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Last weekend a senior at my high school died unexpectedly at his home. He was that guy with the smile on his face 24/7 and I miss him <3 He was on the varsity hockey team for the first time of his high school career and got to play 36 seconds. Those seconds ment the world to him and all he wanted was his team to succeed.
Please fav for prayers and love out to his family
RIP You will be Forever in our Hearts

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 10:33pm UTC

That awkward moment when you are in a fight with your friend through text message and you just sent something that you don't know if it will go good or bad and your friend falls asleep so you have to wait for the morning to come to continue your fight.

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 4:30pm UTC

Don't you just ENJOY when your two best friends like the same guy as you!! oh its just soooooo fabulous!!!!!
NOT

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 4:05pm UTC

FOLLOW ME AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU RIGHT BACK <3

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:42pm UTC

im in the mood for gossip.....hit me up with comments on your stories, kids in your grade, love, and anything else...im open

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:40pm UTC

I want a boy that will be like "thats the one" to his friends when he sees me in the halls.

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:16pm UTC

The awkward moment when you turn on the shower and get your head wet cause you leaned to far forward
:D
P.S. Just happened to me :)

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:14pm UTC

A quote shouldn't have to look pretty for people to fav it, it should be meaningful to the person who reads it

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:12pm UTC

Im almost positive that when quotes or post say something like "type with your chin and don't cheat!" people type there name multiple times and use the one that is the closest.

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC

I want a boy that will be comfortable with coming over my house to hang with me.

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 10:01am UTC

C.L.A.S.S = (C)ome (L)ate (A)nd (S)tart (S)leeping

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Smurph
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 9:59am UTC

I hate it when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

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