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SlowlySinking
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September 15, 2012 12:26am UTC

Friend: What happened to your
face?
Me: Got into a fight.
In reality: Fell off the toilet seat.
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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 12:23am UTC

I probably should have gotten the
extended warranty on my face. I
think it's defective.
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SlowlySinking
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September 15, 2012 12:18am UTC

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SlowlySinking
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August 31, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, starting right now?
Patrick Boy, would I.
Mr.Krabs: You're fired.
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SlowlySinking
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August 31, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Mr .Krabs: So, you think old Mr. Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
Spongebob: No, Mr. Krabs! We don't think that at all!
Patrick: I think that.
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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No Patrick, they're
laughing next to us.
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SlowlySinking
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August 31, 2012 6:34pm UTC

If you're hotter than me,
doesn't that make me cooler than you?
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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

WITTIANS
On September 5th let's put
a big W on our hands to see
who else is wittian
Pass on the news.
PASS ONE THE NEWS!!!

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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 2:29am UTC

Anti Joke #1
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
Should I do a series?
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SlowlySinking
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August 22, 2012 7:22pm UTC

• . • •. . . ☽
• .• . •.
What would you do today if you knew you wouldn't fail?
Now go do it.
• . •• . •
• . •
nmf, credit to smluvsart <3

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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Drinking does'nt cause
hangovers, waking up does.
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SlowlySinking
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August 12, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability.
Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month.
Favourite if you agree:)

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SlowlySinking
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August 12, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability.
Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month.
Favourite if you agree:)

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SlowlySinking
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August 11, 2012 7:20pm UTC

You'll never guess what hapened today....
My parens were cleaning out the garage, having a small garage sale with all of my old toys. They had sold a few items already, when this guy on a moerecycle pulls up and asks for all of our Barbie HEADS! So motercycle dude and my mom sat down and pulled all of the heads off of our Barbie dolls! Apparently, he was making an art project or something....
Some days are just too wierd....
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SlowlySinking
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August 5, 2012 1:43am UTC

A Shoutout
To the people who actually know what
'TROLLING' means
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MY QUOTE!!!

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SlowlySinking
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July 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”
― Charles Bukowski
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SlowlySinking
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July 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC

If I could choose three words to describe myself, they would be
'I suck at math'.
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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Does it annoy anyone else that 'The Los Angeles Angels' baseball team translates directly to
'The The Angels Angels'?
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SlowlySinking
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July 14, 2012 2:58pm UTC

First Time On A Plane
Me: WOAH! This is a dram come true! I'M FLYING
Look at those clouds! I will never forget this moment!
10 Minutes Later
Me: *Lost In Video Game*

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SlowlySinking
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July 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Wanted
Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifices their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No Weirdos.
Call 1-800-MWA-HAHA
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